Apparently doctors proved there actually is a connection between men's "equipment" and their eyes. I don't believe, however, that it's the drugs that are at fault, but rather, men messing with nature.
First, impotence drugs are taken predominantly by men over 50, where your "operational capabilities" naturally begin to cease, in a corresponding fashion to female menopause (which should really be called "womanopause," but that's another issue). Then men introduce an artificial substance into their bodies designed to "pump new life into junior." If the age-old myth you hear people tell little kids "if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind" is true, then most men lose some virility just before they would naturally go blind from using their "stuff." Enter the drug that pushes them over the threshold, and boom...fate tempted...vision lost.
I think it comes down to choices. If you want to see Mr. Stiffy and need to take a pill to do it, then understand the trade-off is impaired vision because you really have reached the point of "playing with it too much." Or maybe the vision impairment is really a good side effect. After all, these men are kind-of "older," and the women are probably of corresponding age, so maybe the vision loss helps you to think you're seeing some young chick. Think positive.
Personally, I think most men would never need any impotence drugs if they just maintained both their health, and that of their mate as they got older. Face it, we all gain some weight, and we all age, but when the 100 pound girl you married becomes the 200 pound woman you're stuck with, don't blame yourself for not "catching wood!" No one would blame you for that. The American female "it's all about me" attitude only goes so far. She would probably try to convince you that her extra hundred pounds was your fault, and like the wussies most men are, probably take the blame. I know some self-centered, whining, pain-in-the-ass American chicks that would bring down the most virile 22 year-old. We've seen the commercials..."my man takes blah blah blah." If you stayed in shape, you would have the option to go out and find someone more appealing than that selfish beeyaatch....the ultimate revenge. Of course, if your chica is now older but still "smoking hot," then you're good to go.
Exercising also helps the sex drive, so armed with a lighter woman in better shape with a healthy sex drive, you would most likely be armed with the proper "gun," ready to go off.
I really don't think the "if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind" is actually true of those who just engage in natural "personal maintenance" activities. If so, I would have been as blind as Stevie Wonder 10-years ago. But hey, then I would've really gotten the chicks, because they would all look like Christie Brinkley! Wait a minute...Dad has macular degeneration. Whoa! I don't even want to think about that!
January 19, 2006
January 17, 2006
Hollywood pushes the gay agenda
So gay and transsexual themes dominated the Golden Globes, eh? Should they? Who is Hollywood making these movies for? Certainly not me.
As if anyone can't see Hollywood pushing their own agenda in who they give awards to, and what they promote. As if... Guess what...Americans really aren't that stupid. When the industry gives out awards to themselves, what else are they going to do but push their lifestyle on others, a lifestyle that's completely abnormal. Well, abnormal unless you like hanging out with liberals, engaging in alcoholism, drug addiction, homosexual copulation, subversion, anti-American activities, wife-swapping, spouse abusing, carrying around shitty little dogs, and wearing a path between the rehab center and the cosmetic surgeon. No thanks.
When we saw "Bareback Mountain" come out, we all said "yep, it'll probably win the Oscar, even if it bombs. Oh yeah, what I want to do on any given night is go spend an insane amount of money to go to a movie and watch a couple rump-wrangling sheep-herders who call themselves "cowboys." Since when did herding sheep make someone a cowboy? If I give myself some medicine, am I a doctor? Does opening a beer make me a bartender?
By the way...what's George Clooney still doing here? I thought he and Alec Baldwin said they were moving away when Bush got elected? Well, add lying to the list of things Hollywood people do.
As if anyone can't see Hollywood pushing their own agenda in who they give awards to, and what they promote. As if... Guess what...Americans really aren't that stupid. When the industry gives out awards to themselves, what else are they going to do but push their lifestyle on others, a lifestyle that's completely abnormal. Well, abnormal unless you like hanging out with liberals, engaging in alcoholism, drug addiction, homosexual copulation, subversion, anti-American activities, wife-swapping, spouse abusing, carrying around shitty little dogs, and wearing a path between the rehab center and the cosmetic surgeon. No thanks.
When we saw "Bareback Mountain" come out, we all said "yep, it'll probably win the Oscar, even if it bombs. Oh yeah, what I want to do on any given night is go spend an insane amount of money to go to a movie and watch a couple rump-wrangling sheep-herders who call themselves "cowboys." Since when did herding sheep make someone a cowboy? If I give myself some medicine, am I a doctor? Does opening a beer make me a bartender?
By the way...what's George Clooney still doing here? I thought he and Alec Baldwin said they were moving away when Bush got elected? Well, add lying to the list of things Hollywood people do.
I have the apology Pakistan demands right here...
It goes something like this:
-We're sorry your country sucks. I can't understand why with all those mountains, people don't come there to go skiing in the winter. Oh, I forgot, no ski slopes and too many towel-headed terrorists.
-We're sorry most of your people are uneducated, illiterate retards who blindly follow any idiot that promises a handful of rice and a sheep to fornicate, and are unfortunately too stupid to understand that every time you have a kid it's another mouth to feed.
-We're sorry your economy is non-existent and you have to burn goat shit for firewood
-We're sorry we spent millions of dollars helping you after the earthquake when it's plain to see you don't appreciate it. We promise to not do it again.
How's that?
-We're sorry your country sucks. I can't understand why with all those mountains, people don't come there to go skiing in the winter. Oh, I forgot, no ski slopes and too many towel-headed terrorists.
-We're sorry most of your people are uneducated, illiterate retards who blindly follow any idiot that promises a handful of rice and a sheep to fornicate, and are unfortunately too stupid to understand that every time you have a kid it's another mouth to feed.
-We're sorry your economy is non-existent and you have to burn goat shit for firewood
-We're sorry we spent millions of dollars helping you after the earthquake when it's plain to see you don't appreciate it. We promise to not do it again.
How's that?
January 16, 2006
Pakistanis (and others) have very short memories...
I think it is more and more evident every day...all the countries we help don't appreciate it. They bitch if we don't help, and they bitch if we do. We send people and aircraft and relief supplies by the ton...when we don't have to, and do they appreciate it? Hell no. So I think we should stop.
We give taxpayer money to the United Nations. It's like a pet store that sells you dead fish, then later on you find out they charged you double, and yet you still keep going there. Like paying for a beer but only getting an empty glass, going to a car wash that throws mud on your car, or buying a sandwich that makes you sick. We should stop our involvement with them as well. I have a better use for the money...we could go skydiving without parachutes and hope our parachutes will work. Well, that's kind of the same thing...like jabbing a knife in your chest and saying "at least I didn't get shot."
Same goes for Mexico, where Mexican smugglers kill our border agents while their president gets American lawyers to stop us from protecting ourselves. When do we get to shoot first?
We send more food to North Korea than any other country, but do we ever say so? We saved South Korea from being wiped off the face of the earth, and do they show their thanks? Hell no, they talk about standing up to the U.S., and protest against us every day. We did the same thing for France, and look how they act toward us. We saved Saudi Arabia from Saddam, and now look how they're squaring us away! (gag).
We let guilt give us a royal screwing and put our country in jeopardy as we watched sniveling President Carter give away the Panama Canal, all our military bases in Panama, all our military capabilities there...the whole damn thing. Good job there Einstein! Thanks for making it 100-times harder to protect our southern border.
What is so wrong in wanting someone to say thank you? All these poorer countries making us feel guilty for having a higher standard of living is a bunch of crap. Oops, there's AIDS in Africa? Then stop having unprotected sex, but don't try to make me feel bad about it like it's my problem...because it's not. Lots of poor blacks in New Orleans eh? How is that my problem, or the president's, or anyone else's other than the mayor, the governor, and those very people's problem? When you let people rely on government hand-outs, you create people who can't fend for themselves, or decide not to. Again, not my problem.
The Peruvian indians are having problems with birth defects, oh no! Let's throw money at them immediately! Or rather, let's not. Instead, we should help them understand what "inbreeding" means. We gotta help the Cubans! Or rather, we don't...until every last one of them that comes here stops trying to us all how great it was there. If it was so great, then why the hell did you leave? Did you bring the Buena Vista Social Club with you? No? Then go back and get them!
On the flip side, the problem in Haiti was created by the United States and its underhanded program of eradicating the Haitian pig back in the 30's. We should fix that. And we should leave the Hawaiians alone. They seem perfectly happy with the worst educational system in the U.S., so let them enjoy their ignorance...bruddah.
I think it's just the ignorance and lack of manners that irritates me the most...and the government spending my money ridiculously. Oh, and Senator's Reid, Kennedy, Schumer, Pelosi, and Clinton, people that call other people "dawg," and stop-lights, announcements in Wal-Mart in Spanish, horseflies, whiners, the "race card," Paris Hilton, "plastic-ware," using the public laundromat, people who are too stupid to flush a toilet but apparently smart enough to fly a military aircraft, Mexican food, family separation, the lack of diesel-powered cars, and...
We give taxpayer money to the United Nations. It's like a pet store that sells you dead fish, then later on you find out they charged you double, and yet you still keep going there. Like paying for a beer but only getting an empty glass, going to a car wash that throws mud on your car, or buying a sandwich that makes you sick. We should stop our involvement with them as well. I have a better use for the money...we could go skydiving without parachutes and hope our parachutes will work. Well, that's kind of the same thing...like jabbing a knife in your chest and saying "at least I didn't get shot."
Same goes for Mexico, where Mexican smugglers kill our border agents while their president gets American lawyers to stop us from protecting ourselves. When do we get to shoot first?
We send more food to North Korea than any other country, but do we ever say so? We saved South Korea from being wiped off the face of the earth, and do they show their thanks? Hell no, they talk about standing up to the U.S., and protest against us every day. We did the same thing for France, and look how they act toward us. We saved Saudi Arabia from Saddam, and now look how they're squaring us away! (gag).
We let guilt give us a royal screwing and put our country in jeopardy as we watched sniveling President Carter give away the Panama Canal, all our military bases in Panama, all our military capabilities there...the whole damn thing. Good job there Einstein! Thanks for making it 100-times harder to protect our southern border.
What is so wrong in wanting someone to say thank you? All these poorer countries making us feel guilty for having a higher standard of living is a bunch of crap. Oops, there's AIDS in Africa? Then stop having unprotected sex, but don't try to make me feel bad about it like it's my problem...because it's not. Lots of poor blacks in New Orleans eh? How is that my problem, or the president's, or anyone else's other than the mayor, the governor, and those very people's problem? When you let people rely on government hand-outs, you create people who can't fend for themselves, or decide not to. Again, not my problem.
The Peruvian indians are having problems with birth defects, oh no! Let's throw money at them immediately! Or rather, let's not. Instead, we should help them understand what "inbreeding" means. We gotta help the Cubans! Or rather, we don't...until every last one of them that comes here stops trying to us all how great it was there. If it was so great, then why the hell did you leave? Did you bring the Buena Vista Social Club with you? No? Then go back and get them!
On the flip side, the problem in Haiti was created by the United States and its underhanded program of eradicating the Haitian pig back in the 30's. We should fix that. And we should leave the Hawaiians alone. They seem perfectly happy with the worst educational system in the U.S., so let them enjoy their ignorance...bruddah.
I think it's just the ignorance and lack of manners that irritates me the most...and the government spending my money ridiculously. Oh, and Senator's Reid, Kennedy, Schumer, Pelosi, and Clinton, people that call other people "dawg," and stop-lights, announcements in Wal-Mart in Spanish, horseflies, whiners, the "race card," Paris Hilton, "plastic-ware," using the public laundromat, people who are too stupid to flush a toilet but apparently smart enough to fly a military aircraft, Mexican food, family separation, the lack of diesel-powered cars, and...
January 14, 2006
Anti-gunners call for pellet-gun ban
After an 8th grader in Orlando Florida is shot by police while yielding a pellet gun that closely resembled a 9mm Beretta, members of the senate and proponents of gay cowboy movies called for a national ban on pellet guns, saying it would make it safer for children and Christmas movie watchers the world over. The "Brady bunch" went on to call for boycotts of any stores that sell pellet guns, or guns that look like pellet guns, or pellets that look like guns. Apparently even suppository dispensing devices weren't safe from their liberal wrath, much to the delight of gay groups who said they were tired of being held-up at anal-pellet gunpoint.
In another story, police went over to the house where the parents bought their kid a gun that looked like a real gun and further, that allowed him to take it to school...and slapped the piss out of them. Problem solved. Apparently, if he was forced to pump-up the gun ten-times before he pointed it at the cops, they would have known it wasn't an actual firearm...and not shot him.
When will people remember when the cops come, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them?
In another story, police went over to the house where the parents bought their kid a gun that looked like a real gun and further, that allowed him to take it to school...and slapped the piss out of them. Problem solved. Apparently, if he was forced to pump-up the gun ten-times before he pointed it at the cops, they would have known it wasn't an actual firearm...and not shot him.
When will people remember when the cops come, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them?
Sharon fails to come out of coma
Did you ever hear the expression "hoping against hope?" The guy didn't have some little stroke blood clot in his head...he had a blood vessel blow out in his brain and he bled into his skull!!! Reporting that he didn't come out of the coma just makes me want to say "well no shit! What did you expect? Thought he would wake up and say he had to go to work?" He's an old man in obviously poor health who had a brain aneurysm, and people are surprised he's not recovering?
Well, it's a shame but it really is "hoping against hope." Anybody remember Terry Schiavo?
Well, it's a shame but it really is "hoping against hope." Anybody remember Terry Schiavo?
New flights begin at MIA...so what!
Sure, I can understand the flight to Salt Lake City...the tourist mecca that it is... (gag).
But you still can't get a flight to Atlantic City from Missing In Action (MIA), and have to go to Fort Lauderdale to catch one. Don't even ask about flights to the Bahamas...
Helsinki! Whew! Somebody stop me!
But you still can't get a flight to Atlantic City from Missing In Action (MIA), and have to go to Fort Lauderdale to catch one. Don't even ask about flights to the Bahamas...
Helsinki! Whew! Somebody stop me!
The problem with liberals (well, one of them anyway).
Now you see, Lionel Tate is an asshole punk kid who is headed for either a life sentence or an early grave. Everybody knows it, yet liberal lawyers are acting like they're oh-so worried about his supposed rights. Sure they are.
What these lawyers are really doing is everything they can in order to get some attention, because obviously they didn't get enough as kids. Are people really so concerned with the rights of criminals and miscreants? I don't think so. Why would anyone have such a fervor for defending scum that rob and assault people at gunpoint...people who are just trying to make a living and mind their own business?
The lesser burden of proof ''deprives him of all the rights a person should have when he faces life in prison,'' Rubin said this morning in Fort Lauderdale. Hey Einstein (yes, I'm aware of the double entendre), he was in the can for killing someone, and was supposed to keep his nose clean. Instead, he's been back to jail two times already. Dick...
When we start concentrating on the good people, maybe the bad will get the hint. It's like in the Army, where we spend 95% of our time dealing with 5% of our troops...the bad ones, while the rest suffer because of that. I've learned that hammering the bad makes the rest of the bad wise-up. Lionel Tate is a lost cause and needs to get hammered as an example to the other shitheads out there. He doesn't deserve any more attention than it takes to do that.
What these lawyers are really doing is everything they can in order to get some attention, because obviously they didn't get enough as kids. Are people really so concerned with the rights of criminals and miscreants? I don't think so. Why would anyone have such a fervor for defending scum that rob and assault people at gunpoint...people who are just trying to make a living and mind their own business?
The lesser burden of proof ''deprives him of all the rights a person should have when he faces life in prison,'' Rubin said this morning in Fort Lauderdale. Hey Einstein (yes, I'm aware of the double entendre), he was in the can for killing someone, and was supposed to keep his nose clean. Instead, he's been back to jail two times already. Dick...
When we start concentrating on the good people, maybe the bad will get the hint. It's like in the Army, where we spend 95% of our time dealing with 5% of our troops...the bad ones, while the rest suffer because of that. I've learned that hammering the bad makes the rest of the bad wise-up. Lionel Tate is a lost cause and needs to get hammered as an example to the other shitheads out there. He doesn't deserve any more attention than it takes to do that.
Let's move to Sarasota to get away from the "houseless!"
Enough of the mamby-pamby coddling of the "houseless," let's get real. No one wants some bum sleeping on your porch or in your car, so politically correct sympathy is a waste of time and makes people who "support" the homeless look like a bunch of spineless drones. Then the press asks the dude in charge of the Washington-based National Coalition for the Homeless what he thinks?.
Based where? Where did they find him? In Washington? Where in Washington? Is it under the bridge near the Lincoln Memorial? Third trash can from the back gate of the White House? The dumpster behind the National Archives? I don't think so. I wonder how much he gets paid...and where his money comes from? If people have enough dough for a "national coalition," which is another term for a lobbyist, then they have enough for a place to live. They do actually have offices, a web site, paid employees, and get money in a number of ways, including the Combined Federal Campaign which is a yearly donation drive from Department of Defense personnel, and by telemarketing (and we all know how much we love telemarketers).
So they call homeless people lying around drunk, messing up the place "camping," do they? We used to call it loitering or vagrancy, but I guess that was too unkind to the vagrant homeless? So what do we call actual camping? I can see it now...some father somewhere says "come on kids, we're going camping" ...and all the kids start crying."
Funny how we don't talk about where the houseless problem is the worst, just where people living indoors are the biggest bunch of "meanies." I bet if we did, someone would say the problem is because of racism, which is patronizing bullshit that just embarrasses all of us. Yep, it's that kind of thing that makes Americans look so freaking stupid.
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Based where? Where did they find him? In Washington? Where in Washington? Is it under the bridge near the Lincoln Memorial? Third trash can from the back gate of the White House? The dumpster behind the National Archives? I don't think so. I wonder how much he gets paid...and where his money comes from? If people have enough dough for a "national coalition," which is another term for a lobbyist, then they have enough for a place to live. They do actually have offices, a web site, paid employees, and get money in a number of ways, including the Combined Federal Campaign which is a yearly donation drive from Department of Defense personnel, and by telemarketing (and we all know how much we love telemarketers).
So they call homeless people lying around drunk, messing up the place "camping," do they? We used to call it loitering or vagrancy, but I guess that was too unkind to the vagrant homeless? So what do we call actual camping? I can see it now...some father somewhere says "come on kids, we're going camping" ...and all the kids start crying."
Funny how we don't talk about where the houseless problem is the worst, just where people living indoors are the biggest bunch of "meanies." I bet if we did, someone would say the problem is because of racism, which is patronizing bullshit that just embarrasses all of us. Yep, it's that kind of thing that makes Americans look so freaking stupid.
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January 11, 2006
I have the solution for Mexican Immigration...
In the article, it says remittances from the U.S. (read: welfare from relatives) is the second largest source of foreign currency for Mexico...behind OIL EXPORTS!!!
Hey Washington! Did anybody see the same article?
So here's the solution: Pay us in oil. Yes, you heard it...pay us in oil.
Mexico and a bunch of other nations want migrants treated as welcome guests? Well I want to drive a really big car that gets really shitty gas mileage, so as long as we;re nice to people fleeing their country for ours, their country (with Mexico leading the way) can pay us in oil.
Too easy. They need the remittances, we need oil, so it's win-win as far as I can see... Hey, lots of cars are built in Mexico and sold here, so they would only be helping sell more cars, right?
Done deal. Now where's a greedy friggin oil man when you need one?
Hey Washington! Did anybody see the same article?
So here's the solution: Pay us in oil. Yes, you heard it...pay us in oil.
Mexico and a bunch of other nations want migrants treated as welcome guests? Well I want to drive a really big car that gets really shitty gas mileage, so as long as we;re nice to people fleeing their country for ours, their country (with Mexico leading the way) can pay us in oil.
Too easy. They need the remittances, we need oil, so it's win-win as far as I can see... Hey, lots of cars are built in Mexico and sold here, so they would only be helping sell more cars, right?
Done deal. Now where's a greedy friggin oil man when you need one?
January 10, 2006
Cubans in Cuba and Mexicans in Mexico
I keep asking myself why Castro and Vincente Fox aren't concerned about their citizens risking their lives to beat-feet on out of there and over to the good old U.S. of A? What? One less mouth to feed? Like they were feeding them in the first place?
Fox really puzzles me more than Castro. I mean, we announce the possibility of building a wall to keep illegal immigrants out, and Fox gets a lawyer in Dallas to stop it, calling the move "anti-Mexican." Well no shit...ya think? It's not anti-Mexican. It's anti illegal Mexicans. "Hey, my citizens have the right to flee from here and go where you are! They have the right to work over there and send back to my country as much of your money as possible!"
Nit-wit.
Oh, but one thing Vincente Fox is right about is Mexicans will take jobs that blacks won't, and in the process of finding people eager to work, a Mexican will beat a black to the line every time. But that's another story.
I still wonder though, why people who flee their own country try to convince everyone how great it is back there, and don't want to be Americans? What's with the Cuban flag hanging from the rear-view mirror? Did you even have a car in Cuba?
Fox really puzzles me more than Castro. I mean, we announce the possibility of building a wall to keep illegal immigrants out, and Fox gets a lawyer in Dallas to stop it, calling the move "anti-Mexican." Well no shit...ya think? It's not anti-Mexican. It's anti illegal Mexicans. "Hey, my citizens have the right to flee from here and go where you are! They have the right to work over there and send back to my country as much of your money as possible!"
Nit-wit.
Oh, but one thing Vincente Fox is right about is Mexicans will take jobs that blacks won't, and in the process of finding people eager to work, a Mexican will beat a black to the line every time. But that's another story.
I still wonder though, why people who flee their own country try to convince everyone how great it is back there, and don't want to be Americans? What's with the Cuban flag hanging from the rear-view mirror? Did you even have a car in Cuba?
Harry Belafonte is an asshole
He is just another in a long line of people who forget where they come from. No one in Venezuela would get away with talking about their president the way you did about your own. Dick...
You forget that don't you? You and your buddy Danny Glover slither over to a foreign country and embarrass yourselves by demonstrating how disloyal and spineless you both really are. Do you understand that Latins look at people who show no loyalty to their own like they are dogs? To people outside the U.S., you and Mr. Glover are just plain Americans, and have no shame and no character because you show no loyalty. I have an idea!!! While you're out of the country, why don't you both stay out!!! Morons...
How the hell did a Calypso-singing retard get to work for the United Nations in the first place? Oh, I forgot...never mind. He's just another one of the horde of retards over there...
If I was the president, I'd make a special trip out to Harry's house just to kick his ass. Danny Glover's too.
Mr Belafonte: Why would you go to Venezuela to coddle a dictator? I can guarantee Chavez thinks you're an asshole too. Unlike yourself, Chavez values loyalty.
Daylight come and me wanna Harry go home...
You forget that don't you? You and your buddy Danny Glover slither over to a foreign country and embarrass yourselves by demonstrating how disloyal and spineless you both really are. Do you understand that Latins look at people who show no loyalty to their own like they are dogs? To people outside the U.S., you and Mr. Glover are just plain Americans, and have no shame and no character because you show no loyalty. I have an idea!!! While you're out of the country, why don't you both stay out!!! Morons...
How the hell did a Calypso-singing retard get to work for the United Nations in the first place? Oh, I forgot...never mind. He's just another one of the horde of retards over there...
If I was the president, I'd make a special trip out to Harry's house just to kick his ass. Danny Glover's too.
Mr Belafonte: Why would you go to Venezuela to coddle a dictator? I can guarantee Chavez thinks you're an asshole too. Unlike yourself, Chavez values loyalty.
Daylight come and me wanna Harry go home...
December 28, 2005
Brainclogger update
Still alive, and still in the Middle East. Back from R&R in the states for almost a month, and newly married! I got married to my oh-so-smoking-hot Spanish chica on 22 November, and so I've already been married for more than a month. We, along with my son, caught more redfish in the two weeks I was home in Naples than than any other time I can remember. She can really fish!
I'll be here until May, and trying to get back to Miami to live with my wife in her own town and in her own house, and so she can stay in her current job.
Brainclogger
I'll be here until May, and trying to get back to Miami to live with my wife in her own town and in her own house, and so she can stay in her current job.
Brainclogger
The Obituary of Mr. Common Sense
Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an aboration. Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandents became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers, My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Author unknown.
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November 14, 2005
So I took a poll...
...in my section as to the pronunciation of the following words:
Imagination
Idiot
Ignorant
Illiterate
Iraq.
...and I still got the "eye-RACK" pronunciation. When I said it bothered me that a certain general officer pronounced it even worse than that, I heard "well, he's from the South."
Imagine my surprise... Not...
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Imagination
Idiot
Ignorant
Illiterate
Iraq.
...and I still got the "eye-RACK" pronunciation. When I said it bothered me that a certain general officer pronounced it even worse than that, I heard "well, he's from the South."
Imagine my surprise... Not...
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The Ugly American speaks, and sounds like a dolt.
Every day I hear people pronounce the word Iraq as "eye-RACK" and it sends a chill up my spine every time. It's clearly nowhere near the proper pronunciation, and I hear it from everybody, all the way up to people wearing multiple stars! Eek!
I think sometimes it's because of American arrogance. Yep, we're an arrogant lot. An attitude fostered by years of warfare abroad, and a "do and say whatever you want" attitude back home. Americans routinely "piss in other people's Wheaties" with wreckless abandon, all the while thinking we have a right to. We think we have a right to everything, and would never entertain even the slightest notion that maybe we don't. This gives rise to what I call the "American apologist," which is a person who is fairly well-traveled (for Americans, it's anyone who has ever stepped off the rock and gone somewhere other than just Cancun for spring break), and does his part to reverse the negative attitudes held by people of other countries toward us.
Arrogance and decadence go together, you know. If either of them were of a lesser degree in the US, I say 9-11 wouldn't have happened. I also think people just don't care about showing respect to others. Our moral values are down the proverbial "crapper."
Take for instance whenever I tell someone I'm from South Jersey. Without fail, someone will say "oh, you're from Joy-zee?" I didn't use the common "Joe Piscopo" pronunciation, yet I get it given back to me every time. Little do people know how big of a "jer-koff" they sound like when "dissin" me. The irony is, some of these people are the most hillbilly, sister-marrying, shit-kicking, backward-ass redneck retards you've ever seen. A lesson in how I pronounce my state by some dipshit spitting "cope" in a bottle is really valuable to me...
So then here we are with "eye-RACK." Can we try to pronounce countries correctly BEFORE we invade? Can we send out some damn memo or something? Come on people, you watch TV? Every once in a while you hear an Arab say Iraq, which sounds like "E-rock" or "ear-rock" but in no way, shape, or form is it "eye-RACK!"
I know, we should be saying "Eye-magination, Eye-diot, Eye-maginary, Eye-legitimate, and possible Eye-gnorant." At the very least, we sound "Eye-literate." Well, what do expect from the home of the "nuke-ya-ler" weapon?
You see, the Ugly American has no concern for his mispronunciation. He thinks his way of speaking is correct, while others would say "well, he's a good-old boy so whadda-ya expect," or something in deference to his heritage and section of the country, all the while thinking he or she was simply uneducated. However, in other countries, and for those immigrants in our own country, they take our blatant mispronunciation of their homeland as an insult, and a sign of disrespect and arrogance from Americans. But then again, we don't give a shit, right?
Yep, no worries about our arrogance. Nope. No one will attack people on our own soil, or strap bombs to themselves, or send biological agents through the mail, or anything like that. How dare they show such arrogance....such contempt for us...the Ugly American.
Brainclogger
I think sometimes it's because of American arrogance. Yep, we're an arrogant lot. An attitude fostered by years of warfare abroad, and a "do and say whatever you want" attitude back home. Americans routinely "piss in other people's Wheaties" with wreckless abandon, all the while thinking we have a right to. We think we have a right to everything, and would never entertain even the slightest notion that maybe we don't. This gives rise to what I call the "American apologist," which is a person who is fairly well-traveled (for Americans, it's anyone who has ever stepped off the rock and gone somewhere other than just Cancun for spring break), and does his part to reverse the negative attitudes held by people of other countries toward us.
Arrogance and decadence go together, you know. If either of them were of a lesser degree in the US, I say 9-11 wouldn't have happened. I also think people just don't care about showing respect to others. Our moral values are down the proverbial "crapper."
Take for instance whenever I tell someone I'm from South Jersey. Without fail, someone will say "oh, you're from Joy-zee?" I didn't use the common "Joe Piscopo" pronunciation, yet I get it given back to me every time. Little do people know how big of a "jer-koff" they sound like when "dissin" me. The irony is, some of these people are the most hillbilly, sister-marrying, shit-kicking, backward-ass redneck retards you've ever seen. A lesson in how I pronounce my state by some dipshit spitting "cope" in a bottle is really valuable to me...
So then here we are with "eye-RACK." Can we try to pronounce countries correctly BEFORE we invade? Can we send out some damn memo or something? Come on people, you watch TV? Every once in a while you hear an Arab say Iraq, which sounds like "E-rock" or "ear-rock" but in no way, shape, or form is it "eye-RACK!"
I know, we should be saying "Eye-magination, Eye-diot, Eye-maginary, Eye-legitimate, and possible Eye-gnorant." At the very least, we sound "Eye-literate." Well, what do expect from the home of the "nuke-ya-ler" weapon?
You see, the Ugly American has no concern for his mispronunciation. He thinks his way of speaking is correct, while others would say "well, he's a good-old boy so whadda-ya expect," or something in deference to his heritage and section of the country, all the while thinking he or she was simply uneducated. However, in other countries, and for those immigrants in our own country, they take our blatant mispronunciation of their homeland as an insult, and a sign of disrespect and arrogance from Americans. But then again, we don't give a shit, right?
Yep, no worries about our arrogance. Nope. No one will attack people on our own soil, or strap bombs to themselves, or send biological agents through the mail, or anything like that. How dare they show such arrogance....such contempt for us...the Ugly American.
Brainclogger
November 11, 2005
I smell a rat in the latest Bush poll!
Okay, I'm waving the bullshit flag. First, the poll was done by Ipsos, a self-proclaimed independent (British) polling agency, whose people are pissed at their prime minister. Then it wasn't done as a question of Mr. Bush's honesty, but rather, his performance.
So you take the sample of 1000 people from the lower 48 states. First problem is 1000 doesn't evenly divide by 48 (20.83) so now you have to round off, or get more samples from one state than another. After that, the article doesn't mention the survey called people at random, so the AP could have told the Ipsos people where to call in each state according to political affiliation. Then the pollers say it was weighted to "represent the population." Man, big bullshit flag on this one!
Then the poll says one in twenty people polled will show results that have an error of more than 3%. So out of 1000 people, 50 will have a number that is in error greater than 3%, but gives no percentage of how bad it can actually get. Hmmm. Check it out for yourself at
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-5330098,00.html
Then you take the AP article, where they say "Most" Americans disapprove of the President's job. Then they tell you "most" means 57%. That's a bit of a stretch, I think. You take a poll that can be bullshit from the start, make the questions crap, like asking about Katrina (where the crap about his poor response was a democratic fabrication), then when you get 57%, use the word "most." That's pushing it a bit, even for the Associated Press.
Then they say "Poll: Most Americans Say Bush Not Honest." That wasn't what the poll asked. It asks about people's opinions about his performance, with a question about congress at the end. This is intentionally injurious to the president, and the AP should be ashamed (although they won't because they're all a bunch of liberal assclowns)
The president may not be doing a very good job at foreign policy, domestic policy, trade, fuel prices, or the deficit, but hey, the economy is actually doing well, and his wife is still smoking hot at 59! Nobody asked if he finally let cronyism and the good old boy thing, and his love for "big oil" bite him in the ass. That it did.
But what did any democrat do besides spread hate and discontent? Absolutely nothing. They stand for nothing except "whatever the opposite of what the republicans stand for." That's not a belief or plan. It's bullshit, so there's another flag! If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
Brainclogger
So you take the sample of 1000 people from the lower 48 states. First problem is 1000 doesn't evenly divide by 48 (20.83) so now you have to round off, or get more samples from one state than another. After that, the article doesn't mention the survey called people at random, so the AP could have told the Ipsos people where to call in each state according to political affiliation. Then the pollers say it was weighted to "represent the population." Man, big bullshit flag on this one!
Then the poll says one in twenty people polled will show results that have an error of more than 3%. So out of 1000 people, 50 will have a number that is in error greater than 3%, but gives no percentage of how bad it can actually get. Hmmm. Check it out for yourself at
http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-5330098,00.html
Then you take the AP article, where they say "Most" Americans disapprove of the President's job. Then they tell you "most" means 57%. That's a bit of a stretch, I think. You take a poll that can be bullshit from the start, make the questions crap, like asking about Katrina (where the crap about his poor response was a democratic fabrication), then when you get 57%, use the word "most." That's pushing it a bit, even for the Associated Press.
Then they say "Poll: Most Americans Say Bush Not Honest." That wasn't what the poll asked. It asks about people's opinions about his performance, with a question about congress at the end. This is intentionally injurious to the president, and the AP should be ashamed (although they won't because they're all a bunch of liberal assclowns)
The president may not be doing a very good job at foreign policy, domestic policy, trade, fuel prices, or the deficit, but hey, the economy is actually doing well, and his wife is still smoking hot at 59! Nobody asked if he finally let cronyism and the good old boy thing, and his love for "big oil" bite him in the ass. That it did.
But what did any democrat do besides spread hate and discontent? Absolutely nothing. They stand for nothing except "whatever the opposite of what the republicans stand for." That's not a belief or plan. It's bullshit, so there's another flag! If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.
Brainclogger
November 3, 2005
Fossils gettin "Freaky!"
Now the extinction really had to come fast for this to happen... see the link.
November 1, 2005
Men Kick Down Home's Door In Random Attack
Ten bucks says these guys were illegals. Yep, that immigration policy is really working, isn't it?
I also wonder how they knew a woman would be by herself in her house, she wouldn't have a gun, and she had a car they could get away in? It wasn't random.
The article also has odd use of the word "apparently," for example "She heard a loud noise and apparently someone kicked the front door in," Orlando police Sgt. Barbara Jones said."
Duh...
Brainclogger
I also wonder how they knew a woman would be by herself in her house, she wouldn't have a gun, and she had a car they could get away in? It wasn't random.
The article also has odd use of the word "apparently," for example "She heard a loud noise and apparently someone kicked the front door in," Orlando police Sgt. Barbara Jones said."
Duh...
Brainclogger
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