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December 18, 2018

Christmas Rant of the Day

We all know "Baby it's cold Outside" is considered offensive to idiot sniveling snowflakes everywhere (while "my neck, my back, my pu**y and my crack" is not). Here are a few more: "White Christmas" just named racist. "Red Nosed" is considered racist. "Let it Snow" considered promoting drug abuse. "Silent Night" considered hate speech toward the hearing impaired. "Jingle Bells" considered white privilege. "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" hate speech against Muslims and Jews. "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" considered offensive to other holidays. "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" offensive to LGBT's, "Merry Christmas Baby" considered offensive toward women, "Please Come Home for Christmas" offensive toward the homeless. We're left with "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer," because although deemed offensive to old people, was praised by PETA for the animal retribution against their abusive human masters, and Feliz Navidad, because Jose Feliciano is not only blind, but Hispanic (although there was some consternation regarding the fact he's a man). Besides, it's a great song. Happy YanaHamaKwansMas, ChrismaHanuKwanzika, or Festivus. Oh, and forget the Peanuts Christmas Special, it promotes Christianity. Or rather, do watch it, since it drives liberals mad.