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January 11, 2006

I have the solution for Mexican Immigration...

In the article, it says remittances from the U.S. (read: welfare from relatives) is the second largest source of foreign currency for Mexico...behind OIL EXPORTS!!!

Hey Washington! Did anybody see the same article?

So here's the solution: Pay us in oil. Yes, you heard us in oil.

Mexico and a bunch of other nations want migrants treated as welcome guests? Well I want to drive a really big car that gets really shitty gas mileage, so as long as we;re nice to people fleeing their country for ours, their country (with Mexico leading the way) can pay us in oil.

Too easy. They need the remittances, we need oil, so it's win-win as far as I can see... Hey, lots of cars are built in Mexico and sold here, so they would only be helping sell more cars, right?

Done deal. Now where's a greedy friggin oil man when you need one?

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