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January 23, 2006

Pitt and Jolie may make a beautiful baby

Now I've seen some stupid hollywood bullshit before, but we should all be ashamed of a piece of trash like this, especially the Associated Press (first syllable is Ass) and little Erin Carlson, who is either some starstruck college intern, or needs to be treated like one.

"But their new addition will be the glamorous couple's first biological baby, a presumable shoo-in for "Sexiest Offspring Alive." Are you shitting me? How disturbing is the thought that someone would consider an infant "sexy?" That's just creepy Erin, go bang your head against the wall...

You know, it's possible the child will never be born, or could be what Larry the Cable Guy would call a "waterhead." What then? Whose fault will it be if the kid is born with some sort of handicap? Will Wonder Boy Brad's Super Sperm be too powerful for the fair Angie? Will all her past freakishness come back to haunt her? Hey, we reap what we sow...remember?

I know what their kid would more likely be famous for:

-Most likely to be in rehab by age 9.
-Most likely to be spoiled and wind up more pretentious than his/her parents.
-Most likely to be pregnant by 11.
-In high school voted "most likely to be found in the wrestling room being pinned by the entire team...naked. (since when was both ankles behind your head a wrestling move?)
-Most likely to end-up more self-absorbed than her parents.
-Most likely to have more "tats" than mom.

When you boil everything down to looks, and disregard the content of their character, you cheapen everyone. What if underneath all the external freakishness, Angelina really has a good heart and is a superior mother? What if Brad has a huge heart and really loves children? No one will know, and no one will care...because of stupid reporters, idiotic doctors spouting off nonsense, and the people who care more about looks, hype, and bullshit than what really matters. I wish Brad and Angelina luck, but I wish their eventual kid even more.

Government overpays for Katrina. What a shock!

Incompetent people at the Department of Transportation? Nooooo! Say it isn't so?

That's hard to believe. Inept government employees making blunders in paying expenses for the hurricane. No way, not the quality, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, lazy union-member bureaucrats over there! Come can't be true!

...and Landstar says the government still owes them over 200 million? For bus services? Come on...somebody tell me what they're smoking over there.

My faith in the ignorance, vice, and graft of Americans is still as strong as ever.

That's just wrong...

He wasn't "Terry Schiavo's widower." He wasn't "Terry Schiavo's Husband," for crying out loud! He was her ex. He isn't the bad guy everyone wants him to be, and Ms. Schiavo was a f*&^%g vegetable for once and for all. He has been with this woman for 11 years, and has two kids!

I know Florida is the absolutely worst state in the country as far as divorce, child, and family laws are concerned, but this gets to the point of idiotic.

...well, almost as idiotic as that circus that went on before Ms. Schiavo's death. Everybody did their level best (except for her ex) to rob her of her dignity, and they did one hell of a job.

Leave the ex alone!

"America is the biggest terrorist in the world,"

said Maulana Mohammed Sadiq, a lawmaker in the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam party that helped organize the protest. "America bombed innocent people inside their homes." Takes one to know one you freakin shit-eating towelhead!
I have an idea...go get a job! Maybe you should be more mad at your dentist, you hillbilly retard.

The article in Fox news basically describes how everyone in that area supports and harbor the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Now comes the smoke and mirrors as they try to get the attention off of themselves.

Funny how on one side of Pakistan they harbor terrorists and hate our guts, while on the other side we're saving their sorry asses after an earthquake...probably while they hate our guts there also.

No matter what we do, these backward-assed idiots will always hate us. Let's stop acting like we care... We need to stop helping stupid people...