My Appeal to Democrats

Look outside. The sky isn't falling. Armed men aren't coming to your door to confiscate your medicare card. You have more money in your retirement account. You are paying fewer taxes. There is more money in your wallet. You are not being forced to pay a tax just because you don't have Obamacare. Unemployment is at a record low for everybody! Fair trade is coming. We will no longer suffer just because we want to be nice, but will do business with other countries the right way. The country is producing more. Crime is down. Respect for our nation overseas, and our police here at home is up. Things are good.

...or not. Think of what you are doing before you vote for a democrat. In Florida, the first thing the democrat candidate said he would do was spend your money. He wants to increase medicaid. Where does he think the money comes from? From us. He said he wants to tax businesses. Why? He wants more of our money to spend on his interests, not ours. What is the consequence of higher corporate taxes? Fewer jobs. Look, I know a lot of people vote one party or another because "I've always voted democrat," or you think you identify with one party over another along ethnic or racial lines. Well, stop doing that. If you think about which party lowered your taxes, created that job, and is doing all the things they said they would do, you can't just go to the polls like a zombie and vote democrat.

Look at the desperation and dishonesty in the democratic party. After crapping on the current president regarding the economy, they rolled out the former president to take credit for it. All lies. People forget the last president said the Gross Domestic Product rate would never go over 2%, and we should accept that as the "new normal." Now it's just under 4% with the current president. I can stand here and say my taxes are lower, but democrats (Schumer and Pelosi) want to repeal the tax cut. They say it only benefits the rich. They lie. I'm not rich and it benefits me.

They say republicans are racist, yet it's them who throw the race card at every chance. (I'll tell you the true definition of racism at the end). They say republicans are violent, yet when the gunman attacked the congressional baseball field and shot republicans, the democrats and their lap-dog media didn't say a word. Eric Holder said kick them when their down. Maxine Waters said get in their faces and scare their wives and children; Hillary said they can't be civil to anyone that doesn't believe what they believe. Pelosi said if there were any "casualties," then so be it. Madonna said she wanted to "blow up the White House." Kathy Griffin displayed the severed head of our freely elected president. But it's republicans that are violent. I don't think so.

Democrats talk like socialism is a good thing. It's not. They want you to think it's like social media. It's not. Socialism means the government owns everything. No matter how hard you work, it all goes to the government. No matter if you want to give your family everything, or you lay around all day dependent on the government, it doesn't matter. They own everything, they control everything, they assign work to you based on what they think you're good for, they tell you where to live, what to do, how many kids you can have, and that you are not an individual. All you do is for the good of the state. Yep, look at Venezuela to see how well that's working. A former bus driver sits in a palace while people with masters and doctorate degrees stand in line for toilet paper and guards watch over the lawn at the palace because people were eating the grass. How does that look on Facebook?

Democrats are hateful, lawless keepers of the double standard. Don't be like them. Don't elect them and let them continue this horrible activity. They smear and slander Judge Kavanaugh using a woman that had absolutely no proof (and who got paid to testify), while Senator Booker and Congressman Ellison have provable sexual assault claims against them but democrats think that's okay, they're democrats, so it's fine. More than ten women accused President Clinton of sexual assault, so Hillary and her cronies slandered and destroyed them, but now, they say every woman should be believed. Senator Blumenthal lied about serving in Vietnam, but he sat in judgment over Justice Kavanaugh. Senator Feinstein outed that woman, plain and simple. She threw her to the wolves for her own political gain. Any consequences? Of course not, she's a democrat. Nancy Pelosi had no idea what was in Obamacare, saying "we have to pass it to know what's in it," but according to her, she knows what's best for the American people more so than they (we) do. A white woman insists she's a native American and benefits from her lies. They threw Bradley Manning in jail for divulging classified information, but they let Hillary run for president. By law she shouldn't have been able to run, but she is above the law. You aren't. I'm not. She is. Oh, and the fact Manning is LGBT is of no concern to them. They talk a good game, but it's all bullshit. They let a wife beater run for congress in South Carolina. They let the Grand Wizard of the KKK serve for 40 years in congress. They favored a known sponsor of terrorism over Israel. They speak ill of republicans as they pose for pictures with Harvey Weinstein. They dumped guns on the street in the southwest (operation fast and furious) but covered it up, then said the rest of us should be disarmed. They put a healthcare law in place where seniors got benefits paid for by a tax on the young. When Trump eliminated that tax, democrats started their lies about how republicans hate people with pre-existing conditions. It's just not true.

They want to take our guns away, like we're not adult enough to handle them. Sure, make them illegal, it worked so well for heroin and cocaine. Diane Feinstein says no one should own a gun. Hypocrite. She has a concealed carry permit and carried as a city councilwoman in San Francisco. How many others in government and Hollywood have armed guards and high fences?

Democrats say republicans are responsible for red tide and water pollution. Not true. The first reported case of red tide in Florida was in 1844. It was even earlier than that in other places.

So, to recap, a vote for democrats is a vote for less money, higher taxes, less freedom, a weaker economy, weaker country, and an overall bad life. Oh, and here's the true definition of racism; identifying an ethnic group and giving someone in need just enough money to survive. Not giving them the skills required for success or creating the conditions for that person to maybe start their own business and become a success, who can then turn and help the next needy person. No. It's giving them just enough to survive, and thus guaranteeing that person's dependence on them. That's what democrats do. They identify minorities, mostly African Americans, and give them just enough to survive, guaranteeing they will always vote for democrats. This year, they added 300,000 Puerto Ricans who came from Puerto Rico to Florida to the long list of minorities they do this to. Well, brace yourself. In case you haven't figured it out. It's called slavery. There might not be any whips and chains, or cottn fields, but it's enslavement nonetheless. The trouble is, people don't realize it, especially the 300,000 Puerto Ricans voting here for the first time. It doesn't matter that it happens in places like Baltimore or Detroit instead of Alabama or Mississippi, it's slavery.

Please, this country is doing well. The lies the media tells you are just that...lies. Don't be a drone. Think for yourself. Ask yourself if you are better off now. You are. Vote republican. Keep the prosperity going. Keep freedom going. Stop democrat hate. Stop democrat lies. Please.

World declares Americans totally clueless!

On a day-to-day basis, I put up with a host of stupid shit. From political correctness, the demise of dignity and honesty, the furtherance of the welfare state, silly drivers, testosterone-laden asswipes, devious politicians and lawyers, no corn in the commissary, no place to get a decent sandwich in this one-horse town (I'm not in Naples), no broccoli rabe in the Kroger, nothing good on TV and on and on, not to mention separation from my wife and kids because of work. Well, I mentioned it after all.

All this fades in comparison (for the next two minutes) to our country's mamby-pamby, touchy-feely insistence on lying to each other, mollycoddling each other, convincing each other that Americans have some sort of entitlement and guarding people from what they really need most...a wake-up call!!! Now people are upset that if they go into the Obama real-estate welfare bail-out program, their credit scores drop so it hurts them in trying to get loans, credit cards, etc.

What the F--K? Are you serious? Do you realize what you're saying?

REALITY CHECK: You're saying now that you're getting bailed-out by the government because you can't pay your home loan, you're mad because you can't...get another loan? Really? What the news is saying is it's bad that people who can't afford their houses can't sign up for more loans they can't afford to stack on top of the home loan they can't afford. HELLOOOOOO!!!!!! What friggin planet are you people on?

Oh, I forgot the mantra of the PC America..."we have a right to this" and "we have a right to that." Blah blah blah. I say exercise your right to remain silent, you freakin morons. Your right to force the government to skim money from the people who actually pay their bills and give to the dipshits that don't infringes on my rights and pushes a far too intrusive government even further into my life.

All this smacks of ignorance and greed. Ignorance as to how to manage your money, ignorance in not understanding the type of financial product you're buying, and ignorance in becoming far too leveraged (definition for the ignorant is you bought too much shit on credit, don't own your house or car, spend too much, and don't have any money in the mattress in case something bad happens. Everything that comes in goes back out). Greed comes in because Americans feel they're entitled to have everything they want no matter if they can afford it. They buy six-bedroom houses when they don't even have any kids, finance more than one vehicle per family, have an average of SIX credit cards (definition for the ignorant is you bought more shit than you can pay for because you're greedy). An average of six cards; think about that. Our education system must be producing masses of mindless drones that know absolutely dick about how to manage their money but fall easy prey to marketing...convinced they need every damned thing someone says they do.

I should really be able to beeyatch-slap people back into reality. It pisses me off that some of us have to carry the weight for ourselves and those that can't carry their own. Is it fair that people should be forced by the government to do that?
I say if you have a house you can't afford, a boat in the driveway on a loan you don't need next to the motorcycle you have on a loan sitting next to the jet-ski, two cars on loans (one with $2500 rims), six credit cards near their max limit, 57" flat-screen TV's and a garage filled to capacity with stuff you don't use, no money for a rainy day, no solid college fund for your kids and you're talking about how bad you need to put in a pool, all the while your gluttonous ass has gotten so fat a family of pygmies could live inside your butt-cheeks, I should be able to slap the piss out of you.

...but wait. I forgot...you're entitled to be a jackass. Just don't crap on old Brainclogger.

Get me a rolled-up newspaper!

Politicians aren't listening again. It seems Willy Wonka is their most cherished philosopher..."a little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men." Only problem is the nonsense is nonstop.

Little children get a mild-mannered, unnaturally high pitched "no no no." Older kids get a stern talking to, a spank on the butt, a time-out, stand in the corner, the rack, a taste of soap, or whatever appropriate measure. (I bet the rack startled you). Don't obey the speed limit, get a ticket. Run a toll booth, get a ticket. Don't pay your bills...say goodbye to your credit, pay more in fees, have the house taken away, or go to jail. Hear "yes" when a woman says "no," and it's straight to the pokey with you. If you have a dog that keeps peeing on the floor, a rolled-up newspaper gets their attention. If you're an uppity horse you get the "switch," a device that clamps down on their lower lip and low-and-behold, instant compliance.

Soldiers get sent on rucksack marches, sailors stand extra watches, Marines sweat it out on the "quarterdeck," and zoomies in the Air Force have their golf game cut to only nine holes. It's about consequences and paying a penalty for not listening.

Politicians on the other hand, publicly brag about receiving bribes (Mary Landreu), getting special favors and payola (Nelson), have their PAC's and rich families pay their way into office (Pelosi, Kerry, Patrick Kennedy), put communists and former terrorists on their staff and swear up and down they'll cut-out every earmark and pork project while doing the exact opposite (Obama), give away American property, endanger our sovereignty, leave entire nations in ruins and yet still receive praise (Carter), receive sexual favors and start a new line of "special" cigars and remain in office (Clinton), trade her dignity for a political position (another Clinton), bitch about the environment while being the biggest polluter and energy user in the known universe (Gore), and now, they concentrate on what they consider necessary for political advantage in DIRECT CONTRADICTION TO THE NEEDS AND DESIRES OF THE PEOPLE. Like Thomas Jefferson said, "democracy is sometimes where 51% of the people deny the rights of the other 49."

A poll came out recently asking if those that currently govern have the consent of those governed, and the results were horrible. It's clear that partisan cronyism is more important than the needs of the people. What was it Mr. Spock said? "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one?" Politicians should watch more Star Trek and less American Idol.

Can I borrow Teddy Roosevelt's "big stick" for a moment? Hand me the switch...these bastards just aren't hearing me. It seems the beltway is like a force field shielding politicians from seeing what's going on beyond it's boundary. It's no use for them to go home either since they return to their "compounds" and other such isolated places.

Hand me that jug of Gatorade! Like a reversal of what happens at the end of a game, we'll throw the icy beverage over the losers in government! If any of them ever came to my house, they'll get the garden hose. I'd use a rolled-up newspaper, but seeing how most of the papers are liberal rags, the politicians would probably enjoy it. Maybe I'll use the Onion.

How about a rolled-up copy of the Constitution?