The Problem with Florida Elections :Rant of the Day!

The problem with Florida elections (or any election) is old people, poor people, and immigrants vote for free shit regardless of how the state is doing or what the rest of us need. Yeah, retire and come here, or flee the so-called oppressive place you were from...and turn Florida into the places you came from. Yep. Real freaking smart. Fly that Venezuela flag there, a-hole. Leave the states with high taxes so you can vote for more taxes. Idiots. Then you have incompetent nitwits at polling places (after all, what sort of individual really volunteers for that nonsense), and in the so-called information age, here we are on Thursday still wondering WTF is the final word on the "Goober-natorial" and senate races. I've been so looking forward to the press and the liberals just shutting the F up about all this, and it just keeps going, and going and going. I mean, do i have to worry about that goof Gillum flushing the state down the crapper and Nelson stealing more oxygen from the stinkhole in DC, or are things okay? Do I have to consider my rights and buy up all the guns I can before they're outlawed, or am I good to go, just concentrate on ammo? Can I keep my cliche' and less-than-lucrative boat dealer retirement job, or will the economy tank, business and commercial taxes rise, and my job go the way of the Dodo? I hate politics, and politicians, and pollsters, and political commentators, and pseudo-intellectual liberals, and skimmer hat-wearing party-representing mega-nerds. Just f'ing shut up about it and tell me who in the hell won and who lost. Then let's have the winners claim victory and the losers accept defeat...maturely, with dignity and honor instead of the liberal's two years of sniveling cowardice I've endured since the 2016 elections. Arrghh.

No One Seems To Have Had A Problem With Trump Before...

Democrats and the Deep State are the Constitutional Crisis

To see what I mean, click here.

This is not my rant of the day. This is too important. There are politicians in government, forces in the media, and fascist non-elected bureaucrats in Washington hell-bent on subverting our constitution and controlling our government, the press, and the public. Let me run it down:

• Democrats pay for a dossier on the Trump Campaign's involvement with Russia
• The dossier is proved to be a work of political fiction, worthless as an intelligence tool
• That dossier is used to obtain a FISA warrant allowing the government to spy on Carter Page
• Democrats and the Liberal Media turned the "fruit of the "poison tree" investigation in a Special Counsel Investigation with the President as their target
• Clinton donors and supporters were appointed to the stacked special counsel
• The Attorney General astonishingly recuses himself from involvement in the Russia probe. Some call him a member of the Deep-State
• The dossier is proven a fraud and the FISA warrant illegally obtained, yet still used. No one at DOJ questions it. The Liberal media and ACLU stay silent. Who had the juice to submit a piece of political propaganda to the FISA court and get away with it?  
• Special Counsel investigation expands to include Trump's personal attorney, a failed porno actress, his children, an aid's work outside his campaign, and a retired general talking to a foreign government that was authorized to do so
• Any memory of Hillary Clinton's numerous crimes against the American people are quickly covered-up by the corrupt liberal press, never to be mentioned again 
• A Deep-State White House employee and the New York Times conspire to slander the President
• The President calls for public release of the FISA warrant so light can be shed on the corruption and political bias
• Deep-State Bureaucrats in State, DOJ, and NSA conspire to disobey the President and redact relevant information (info that could be detrimental to democrats or deep-state bureaucrats and shine the light on their fascist sedition and corruption) from the FISA documents
• Career ruling-class politicians conspire to enable the Deep-State bureaucrats to disobey and defy the freely-elected President of the United States
• Democrats supported by the corrupt Mainstream Media falsely call releasing the documents a "threat to national security," call for restricting information released to the American people, and once-again place false blame on the President, saying he's abusing his power. Nothing can be further from the truth
• Democrats demagogue the President, calling him paranoid and power hungry. The press supports them
• Two years and millions of dollars later and the President is still in the clear
• Two years later and the corrupt press is still calling for Trump's head 

So here we are, with Schumer and Pelosi saying the president's actions create a "constitutional crisis." How shamefully absurd! How corrupt. How incredibly dishonest! We the people want to know the truth! We the people want to see it for ourselves. We no longer trust the media that dances for politicians or the politicians that pull those strings. This is incredible!!! It's like a bad movie. "Evil forces behind the scenes together with corrupt politicians and the biased media work to undermine the sitting President of the United States." Well, in the parlance of such a movie, "the corrupt politicians, the deep-state, and the corrupt media conspiring against the President are a Clear and Present Danger to the United States. If their corruption helps them regain control of Congress in 2018, we are all screwed. They've already vowed to do nothing while Trump is in office. You know all they will do is work to get him out. The people elected him. Political "elites" and the deep-state in the DOS, DOJ, and intelligence community are operating a fascist shadow government bent on destroying him.  They don't want to be "outed." They don't want their charade to be exposed. They don't want to give up their power and control. This is the true "constitutional crisis." It makes me embarrassed to be an American. It makes me stock up on ammo to one cay protect myself from the fascist tyrants the democrats will send our way. You know, as the Constitution intended. The Constitution...that document the Democrats and Deep-State despise.

Carbon-hating president burns millions in carbon to protest carbon

Anyone else think it's disingenuous and hypocritical to use Air Force One and the rest of the aerial armada to go stump for alternative energy? Hey Obama, next time take a convoy of Prius' you phony jackass!!! If carbon is the fuel of the past, why did you just spend a few million dollars on it? Maybe your solar buddies could have helped you out? Wait, one went tits-up, another does business in Mexico, and the other has their hand out for more. For shame. Punch yourself in the face...

White House coke machine replaced by smoking crack.

When you are so political you think searching for long- term energy solutions that don't exist is more important than lowering the price of gas when it's at an historic high...you're smoking crack.

When you believe it's smart to fly around in a couple 747's and military jets carrying your limousines and burning millions of dollars in fuel to go talk about the cost of fuel...you're smoking crack.

When you haven't granted any lew oil leases, decreased the amount of federal land available to drill, but tell everyone you increased drilling...you're smoking crack...not to mention lying.

When you give half a billion dollars to a solar company that fails and keep thinking your energy policy has a point other than politics and your energy secretary has come thing other than shit for brains...you're smoking crack.

Get me a rolled-up newspaper!

Politicians aren't listening again. It seems Willy Wonka is their most cherished philosopher..."a little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men." Only problem is the nonsense is nonstop.

Little children get a mild-mannered, unnaturally high pitched "no no no." Older kids get a stern talking to, a spank on the butt, a time-out, stand in the corner, the rack, a taste of soap, or whatever appropriate measure. (I bet the rack startled you). Don't obey the speed limit, get a ticket. Run a toll booth, get a ticket. Don't pay your bills...say goodbye to your credit, pay more in fees, have the house taken away, or go to jail. Hear "yes" when a woman says "no," and it's straight to the pokey with you. If you have a dog that keeps peeing on the floor, a rolled-up newspaper gets their attention. If you're an uppity horse you get the "switch," a device that clamps down on their lower lip and low-and-behold, instant compliance.

Soldiers get sent on rucksack marches, sailors stand extra watches, Marines sweat it out on the "quarterdeck," and zoomies in the Air Force have their golf game cut to only nine holes. It's about consequences and paying a penalty for not listening.

Politicians on the other hand, publicly brag about receiving bribes (Mary Landreu), getting special favors and payola (Nelson), have their PAC's and rich families pay their way into office (Pelosi, Kerry, Patrick Kennedy), put communists and former terrorists on their staff and swear up and down they'll cut-out every earmark and pork project while doing the exact opposite (Obama), give away American property, endanger our sovereignty, leave entire nations in ruins and yet still receive praise (Carter), receive sexual favors and start a new line of "special" cigars and remain in office (Clinton), trade her dignity for a political position (another Clinton), bitch about the environment while being the biggest polluter and energy user in the known universe (Gore), and now, they concentrate on what they consider necessary for political advantage in DIRECT CONTRADICTION TO THE NEEDS AND DESIRES OF THE PEOPLE. Like Thomas Jefferson said, "democracy is sometimes where 51% of the people deny the rights of the other 49."

A poll came out recently asking if those that currently govern have the consent of those governed, and the results were horrible. It's clear that partisan cronyism is more important than the needs of the people. What was it Mr. Spock said? "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one?" Politicians should watch more Star Trek and less American Idol.

Can I borrow Teddy Roosevelt's "big stick" for a moment? Hand me the switch...these bastards just aren't hearing me. It seems the beltway is like a force field shielding politicians from seeing what's going on beyond it's boundary. It's no use for them to go home either since they return to their "compounds" and other such isolated places.

Hand me that jug of Gatorade! Like a reversal of what happens at the end of a game, we'll throw the icy beverage over the losers in government! If any of them ever came to my house, they'll get the garden hose. I'd use a rolled-up newspaper, but seeing how most of the papers are liberal rags, the politicians would probably enjoy it. Maybe I'll use the Onion.

How about a rolled-up copy of the Constitution?

The curse of counter-clockwise

I think NASCAR is a giant metaphor for leftist liberals in government. Go fast, turn left, don't see anything other than what's happening around you, consider yourself the center of attention, make people come to you, follow all your other leftist buddies, make it an exclusive club only people like you can get into, chase the racer in front of you even if he is running near dead-last; keep turning left and never, ever even consider going right, set-up your car and the entire venue around the track to focus on the left; then make token appearances to the bourgeoisie rabble riff-raff so they can praise you and you can feel you're giving back...be it however self serving. In the end, orchestrate the nepotism necessary to put one of your relatives in your car thus establishing the "dynasty."

It's a system, with each element centered around the art of going left, just like other track-related activities like the pit, the metaphor for being out of office. Once there, you turn left and wait until you get another chance to go back out and turn left again. To be truly fair, I think NASCAR races should do one half of the race turning left, and the other turning right. Shake up the system, see a different perspective, and eliminate the leftist juggernaut by evening-out the playing field. Hey, if you're the best going left, let's see if you're the best going right.

One aspect of NASCAR should bother liberals...the idea that the fastest qualifier gets to be in front. Libs can't handle that, instead favoring the time-dishonored tradition of the leader being the crafty old lefty that filled a seat the longest or supports the leftist cause most vehemently. Winning the pole position is probably the singular conservative idea in the leftist world of racing. The cars are required to be the same (bordering on communism), the winner is required to perform some act like drink milk in the winner's circle (the area where the winner is required to report in order to receive praise by other lefties, just like Hollywood leftists at the Oscars), and the "governing body" proclaims and enforces the self-serving rules as they see fit.

One issue that on the surface should bother liberals is really supported by them, and that is the idea of corporate sponsorship. While on the surface they preach everything is even-Steven and all would be status quo if each car was painted flat black with no decals or sponsor names, behind the scenes their secret and sometimes dirty-dealings with those having a keen interest in racing (read PAC) is what really drives the train and decides what is in the best interest of the "sport." This lining of the pockets is unfortunately what the whole show is really about...cold-hard-cash, control, and furthering the leftist cause. Part of the money is even spent on convincing people coming to see the show that the whole thing is really about them. Here, wear this shirt, put this sticker on your own car (thus putting your position on the vehicle you paid for), and cheer for me (sounds like an election to me).

Yes, the curse of counter-clockwise is alive and well. Culturally, try to shake some one's hand with the left and you're bound to hear "wrong-hand." Some cultures call the left the "dirty hand," avoiding it entirely. Hey, ironic that our current president is left-handed!

Turn right, folks...turn right.