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February 16, 2006

Military spending millions on gays

In a surprising admission, the gay community admitted the military is being forced to spend millions of dollars on homosexuals who just can't keep their mouths shut or their pants on.

Actually, what this article doesn't say is the survey group was made up of professors mostly from California universities, and conducted in California. No big surprise they're as pro-gay as Hollywood.

What the article also omits, is content by another official (printed in other news publications in it's entirety) stating the cost of allowing gays to openly serve would be greater than the benefit to the gays. More people would decline enlistment because they wouldn't want to be forced to live and work in such close proximity to homosexuals, and more conflict would arise between straight troops and gays.

What no one talks about is the fact the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy is not a failure that shows we need to make it okay for openly gay people to serve. Quite the contrary. It shows that political correctness and pandering to a special interest group to the detriment of the majority is detrimental to the services, and we need, rather must go back to excluding homosexuals from service. Sometimes the truth is a painful thing. Deal with it.

The policy is a failure, as political correctness is a failure. Let's not compound things by forcing change for the benefit of special interest. It's simple...when the gay groups get the law to tell other people they have to accept them, they're infringing on other people's rights to live the way they want. It's because gays think they should have more rights than others, and if someone doesn't like that, the government should either force gay rights on people, or punish them for not pandering to gays. Gays don't understand their violating other people's constitutional rights when they force their agenda on them. This is also the truth, be it ever so politically incorrect.

The survey was done by an obvious special interest group, which makes the findings suspect in the first place. Follow that with the voodoo accounting done to make the cost of discharging gays ridiculously and erroneously high, and I can smell the stink of a PC agenda. No thanks, I'm not buying it. Training someone to be a truck driver or supply clerk doesn't cost millions, and using a cost per soldier figure in regard to situations where training would be conducted if twenty people or two people were present doesn't make sense. Sorry, voodoo math makes you look stupid...try again. Besides, we train some people incorrectly anyway. Need an example?

In today's modern Air Force and Navy, we have aircraft that can pull massive amounts of G-forces. So when do we test people for their individual ability to tolerate "G?" Common sense would tell you to do it before you spend a million dollars on their flight educations. Well, this is the military, where common sense means little, so they get tested for G tolerance after all their training is over, and all the money has been spent. Silly, eh?

Well, the homosexual policy is the same thing. Why spend the money on training them if the possibility exists they will be subject to discharge later? Better to weed them out before hand. Even better still is to not bother having them join in the first place...think of the money we'd save!!!



Of course, this is my opinion. I'm politically incorrect, and I like it that way.

February 10, 2006

More proof our country is screwed...

Let me put it to you this way...

A young couple graduates from college with student loans they can't pay. That's the American way.

They have an elaborate wedding because wedding marketers convinced them they had to have one. They put it on credit they don't have, but the credit card companies gave them the cards anyway. That's the American way.

They go buy cars they can't afford on credit they shouldn't be using.

They have no cash reserve, no "rainy day" money, but they don't care...they have credit cards.

They bitch about not being able to get the best home loan rate, but go with the high rate anyway because they're convinced real-estate is the best investment...although greedy people already drove the price of little basic houses to ridiculously high amounts because of the housing (a.k.a.greed) boom.

Christmas gifts go on credit. Clothes go on credit. Soon, food at the grocery store goes on credit. The credit card balance now grows even with no purchases as the finance charges start to compound...but the credit companies just raise their spending limits and others send them more cards, because in our upside-down country, they're a good credit risk.

Guess what. They're not.

Soon, they're borrowing from their parents, skipping payments, and thinking about declaring bankruptcy. You see, eventually, you have to have the money.

Well, the young couple is our country. We ran up a national debt with no plan to pay for it, spend wildly on bullshit like freedom for other countries who don't want it, handouts to countries who don't need it, and we spend, spend, spend. We piss about wanting a raise and moan as China makes everything (including American flags and candy) we have, but we keep on buying it as we watch our country spend more than it takes in. Were now on the hook to Japan, Europe, China, Mexico, Canada, plus a few others, for money they loaned us when we bought shit we didn't need to buy, and all they have to do to ruin us is come collect the money we owe them. We would also rather pay the oil companies and OPEC than be free from dependence on foreign oil. Sorry, but that's the governmental truth when you have corrupt, corporate politicians. Scream at the politicians as loud as you want, it won't matter...they're not listening.

We watch American car companies produce shitty cars while the unions scream for more money, all the while seeing foreign car companies sell more of their cars to us than we sell our own. Same thing with textiles, toys, furniture, electronics, etc. Americans are addicted to having the newest thing, the latest car, the dumbest fad, the most ridiculous electronic gizmo, and foreign countries are more than happy to sell them to us. We're out of control, and the government could care less...because it's out of control also.

"The economy is strong" touts the president. That's a lie, a lie told to people our politicians obviously think are stupid...you and me. When you owe more than you have, spend more than you bring in, and are happy with that fact, you're in trouble. How do you tell your government that it is actually possible to still have checks in the checkbook but no money in the account? They don't understand that. Where's the collection agent that shows up at the White House and wants payment. Problem is, those agents will one day be foreign governments, and our politicians don't give a shit. It's not their money, so why would they care?

Well, the honeymoon is over, the cars are broke, the roof leaks, the clothes are dirty, the food is rotten, and we're old enough to know better. Too bad we're happy being stupid.

All you politicians are fired.

February 9, 2006

Bush budget would slash assistance to Latin America

Now there's a real shocker, eh? Our country showing we don't give a shit about Latin America...so what's changed? We've known this for years.

Why do we do this? Why do we neglect the neighbors and "bring the mountain to Mohammed? Simple. None of the countries in Latin America are Israel. None of the countries in Latin America have royal families with long ties to the president's family. Failure of the administration to bring about a political change in any of the Latin countries isn't tied to the direct "electability" of a republican. No democrat knows enough about any of the Latin countries to use it as leverage or PC ammo against their enemies in government. And none of the countries in Latin America have nuc-ya-ler weapons.

Too bad people don't wake-up and realize that if we kept things in our own back yard, we could square ourselves away and say "fuck the Middle East."

Too bad indeed...

January 23, 2006

Pitt and Jolie may make a beautiful baby

Now I've seen some stupid hollywood bullshit before, but we should all be ashamed of a piece of trash like this, especially the Associated Press (first syllable is Ass) and little Erin Carlson, who is either some starstruck college intern, or needs to be treated like one.

"But their new addition will be the glamorous couple's first biological baby, a presumable shoo-in for "Sexiest Offspring Alive." Are you shitting me? How disturbing is the thought that someone would consider an infant "sexy?" That's just creepy Erin, go bang your head against the wall...

You know, it's possible the child will never be born, or could be what Larry the Cable Guy would call a "waterhead." What then? Whose fault will it be if the kid is born with some sort of handicap? Will Wonder Boy Brad's Super Sperm be too powerful for the fair Angie? Will all her past freakishness come back to haunt her? Hey, we reap what we sow...remember?

I know what their kid would more likely be famous for:

-Most likely to be in rehab by age 9.
-Most likely to be spoiled and wind up more pretentious than his/her parents.
-Most likely to be pregnant by 11.
-In high school voted "most likely to be found in the wrestling room being pinned by the entire team...naked. (since when was both ankles behind your head a wrestling move?)
-Most likely to end-up more self-absorbed than her parents.
-Most likely to have more "tats" than mom.

When you boil everything down to looks, and disregard the content of their character, you cheapen everyone. What if underneath all the external freakishness, Angelina really has a good heart and is a superior mother? What if Brad has a huge heart and really loves children? No one will know, and no one will care...because of stupid reporters, idiotic doctors spouting off nonsense, and the people who care more about looks, hype, and bullshit than what really matters. I wish Brad and Angelina luck, but I wish their eventual kid even more.

Government overpays for Katrina. What a shock!

Incompetent people at the Department of Transportation? Nooooo! Say it isn't so?

That's hard to believe. Inept government employees making blunders in paying expenses for the hurricane. No way, not the quality, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, lazy union-member bureaucrats over there! Come on...it can't be true!

...and Landstar says the government still owes them over 200 million? For bus services? Come on...somebody tell me what they're smoking over there.

My faith in the ignorance, vice, and graft of Americans is still as strong as ever.

That's just wrong...

He wasn't "Terry Schiavo's widower." He wasn't "Terry Schiavo's Husband," for crying out loud! He was her ex. He isn't the bad guy everyone wants him to be, and Ms. Schiavo was a f*&^%g vegetable for once and for all. He has been with this woman for 11 years, and has two kids!

I know Florida is the absolutely worst state in the country as far as divorce, child, and family laws are concerned, but this gets to the point of idiotic.

...well, almost as idiotic as that circus that went on before Ms. Schiavo's death. Everybody did their level best (except for her ex) to rob her of her dignity, and they did one hell of a job.

Leave the ex alone!

"America is the biggest terrorist in the world,"


said Maulana Mohammed Sadiq, a lawmaker in the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam party that helped organize the protest. "America bombed innocent people inside their homes." Takes one to know one you freakin shit-eating towelhead!
I have an idea...go get a job! Maybe you should be more mad at your dentist, you hillbilly retard.

The article in Fox news basically describes how everyone in that area supports and harbor the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Now comes the smoke and mirrors as they try to get the attention off of themselves.

Funny how on one side of Pakistan they harbor terrorists and hate our guts, while on the other side we're saving their sorry asses after an earthquake...probably while they hate our guts there also.

No matter what we do, these backward-assed idiots will always hate us. Let's stop acting like we care... We need to stop helping stupid people...

January 19, 2006

Apparently you WILL go blind!

Apparently doctors proved there actually is a connection between men's "equipment" and their eyes. I don't believe, however, that it's the drugs that are at fault, but rather, men messing with nature.

First, impotence drugs are taken predominantly by men over 50, where your "operational capabilities" naturally begin to cease, in a corresponding fashion to female menopause (which should really be called "womanopause," but that's another issue). Then men introduce an artificial substance into their bodies designed to "pump new life into junior." If the age-old myth you hear people tell little kids "if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind" is true, then most men lose some virility just before they would naturally go blind from using their "stuff." Enter the drug that pushes them over the threshold, and boom...fate tempted...vision lost.

I think it comes down to choices. If you want to see Mr. Stiffy and need to take a pill to do it, then understand the trade-off is impaired vision because you really have reached the point of "playing with it too much." Or maybe the vision impairment is really a good side effect. After all, these men are kind-of "older," and the women are probably of corresponding age, so maybe the vision loss helps you to think you're seeing some young chick. Think positive.

Personally, I think most men would never need any impotence drugs if they just maintained both their health, and that of their mate as they got older. Face it, we all gain some weight, and we all age, but when the 100 pound girl you married becomes the 200 pound woman you're stuck with, don't blame yourself for not "catching wood!" No one would blame you for that. The American female "it's all about me" attitude only goes so far. She would probably try to convince you that her extra hundred pounds was your fault, and like the wussies most men are, probably take the blame. I know some self-centered, whining, pain-in-the-ass American chicks that would bring down the most virile 22 year-old. We've seen the commercials..."my man takes blah blah blah." If you stayed in shape, you would have the option to go out and find someone more appealing than that selfish beeyaatch....the ultimate revenge. Of course, if your chica is now older but still "smoking hot," then you're good to go.

Exercising also helps the sex drive, so armed with a lighter woman in better shape with a healthy sex drive, you would most likely be armed with the proper "gun," ready to go off.

I really don't think the "if you keep playing with it, you'll go blind" is actually true of those who just engage in natural "personal maintenance" activities. If so, I would have been as blind as Stevie Wonder 10-years ago. But hey, then I would've really gotten the chicks, because they would all look like Christie Brinkley! Wait a minute...Dad has macular degeneration. Whoa! I don't even want to think about that!

January 17, 2006

Hollywood pushes the gay agenda

So gay and transsexual themes dominated the Golden Globes, eh? Should they? Who is Hollywood making these movies for? Certainly not me.

As if anyone can't see Hollywood pushing their own agenda in who they give awards to, and what they promote. As if... Guess what...Americans really aren't that stupid. When the industry gives out awards to themselves, what else are they going to do but push their lifestyle on others, a lifestyle that's completely abnormal. Well, abnormal unless you like hanging out with liberals, engaging in alcoholism, drug addiction, homosexual copulation, subversion, anti-American activities, wife-swapping, spouse abusing, carrying around shitty little dogs, and wearing a path between the rehab center and the cosmetic surgeon. No thanks.

When we saw "Bareback Mountain" come out, we all said "yep, it'll probably win the Oscar, even if it bombs. Oh yeah, what I want to do on any given night is go spend an insane amount of money to go to a movie and watch a couple rump-wrangling sheep-herders who call themselves "cowboys." Since when did herding sheep make someone a cowboy? If I give myself some medicine, am I a doctor? Does opening a beer make me a bartender?

By the way...what's George Clooney still doing here? I thought he and Alec Baldwin said they were moving away when Bush got elected? Well, add lying to the list of things Hollywood people do.

I have the apology Pakistan demands right here...

It goes something like this:

-We're sorry your country sucks. I can't understand why with all those mountains, people don't come there to go skiing in the winter. Oh, I forgot, no ski slopes and too many towel-headed terrorists.
-We're sorry most of your people are uneducated, illiterate retards who blindly follow any idiot that promises a handful of rice and a sheep to fornicate, and are unfortunately too stupid to understand that every time you have a kid it's another mouth to feed.
-We're sorry your economy is non-existent and you have to burn goat shit for firewood
-We're sorry we spent millions of dollars helping you after the earthquake when it's plain to see you don't appreciate it. We promise to not do it again.

How's that?

January 16, 2006

Pakistanis (and others) have very short memories...

I think it is more and more evident every day...all the countries we help don't appreciate it. They bitch if we don't help, and they bitch if we do. We send people and aircraft and relief supplies by the ton...when we don't have to, and do they appreciate it? Hell no. So I think we should stop.

We give taxpayer money to the United Nations. It's like a pet store that sells you dead fish, then later on you find out they charged you double, and yet you still keep going there. Like paying for a beer but only getting an empty glass, going to a car wash that throws mud on your car, or buying a sandwich that makes you sick. We should stop our involvement with them as well. I have a better use for the money...we could go skydiving without parachutes and hope our parachutes will work. Well, that's kind of the same thing...like jabbing a knife in your chest and saying "at least I didn't get shot."

Same goes for Mexico, where Mexican smugglers kill our border agents while their president gets American lawyers to stop us from protecting ourselves. When do we get to shoot first?

We send more food to North Korea than any other country, but do we ever say so? We saved South Korea from being wiped off the face of the earth, and do they show their thanks? Hell no, they talk about standing up to the U.S., and protest against us every day. We did the same thing for France, and look how they act toward us. We saved Saudi Arabia from Saddam, and now look how they're squaring us away! (gag).

We let guilt give us a royal screwing and put our country in jeopardy as we watched sniveling President Carter give away the Panama Canal, all our military bases in Panama, all our military capabilities there...the whole damn thing. Good job there Einstein! Thanks for making it 100-times harder to protect our southern border.

What is so wrong in wanting someone to say thank you? All these poorer countries making us feel guilty for having a higher standard of living is a bunch of crap. Oops, there's AIDS in Africa? Then stop having unprotected sex, but don't try to make me feel bad about it like it's my problem...because it's not. Lots of poor blacks in New Orleans eh? How is that my problem, or the president's, or anyone else's other than the mayor, the governor, and those very people's problem? When you let people rely on government hand-outs, you create people who can't fend for themselves, or decide not to. Again, not my problem.

The Peruvian indians are having problems with birth defects, oh no! Let's throw money at them immediately! Or rather, let's not. Instead, we should help them understand what "inbreeding" means. We gotta help the Cubans! Or rather, we don't...until every last one of them that comes here stops trying to us all how great it was there. If it was so great, then why the hell did you leave? Did you bring the Buena Vista Social Club with you? No? Then go back and get them!

On the flip side, the problem in Haiti was created by the United States and its underhanded program of eradicating the Haitian pig back in the 30's. We should fix that. And we should leave the Hawaiians alone. They seem perfectly happy with the worst educational system in the U.S., so let them enjoy their ignorance...bruddah.

I think it's just the ignorance and lack of manners that irritates me the most...and the government spending my money ridiculously. Oh, and Senator's Reid, Kennedy, Schumer, Pelosi, and Clinton, people that call other people "dawg," and stop-lights, announcements in Wal-Mart in Spanish, horseflies, whiners, the "race card," Paris Hilton, "plastic-ware," using the public laundromat, people who are too stupid to flush a toilet but apparently smart enough to fly a military aircraft, Mexican food, family separation, the lack of diesel-powered cars, and...

January 14, 2006

Anti-gunners call for pellet-gun ban

After an 8th grader in Orlando Florida is shot by police while yielding a pellet gun that closely resembled a 9mm Beretta, members of the senate and proponents of gay cowboy movies called for a national ban on pellet guns, saying it would make it safer for children and Christmas movie watchers the world over. The "Brady bunch" went on to call for boycotts of any stores that sell pellet guns, or guns that look like pellet guns, or pellets that look like guns. Apparently even suppository dispensing devices weren't safe from their liberal wrath, much to the delight of gay groups who said they were tired of being held-up at anal-pellet gunpoint.

In another story, police went over to the house where the parents bought their kid a gun that looked like a real gun and further, that allowed him to take it to school...and slapped the piss out of them. Problem solved. Apparently, if he was forced to pump-up the gun ten-times before he pointed it at the cops, they would have known it wasn't an actual firearm...and not shot him.

When will people remember when the cops come, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them?

Toddler dies after head gets stuck in car window

Now here's a father that needs an ass-kicking.

Sharon fails to come out of coma

Did you ever hear the expression "hoping against hope?" The guy didn't have some little stroke blood clot in his head...he had a blood vessel blow out in his brain and he bled into his skull!!! Reporting that he didn't come out of the coma just makes me want to say "well no shit! What did you expect? Thought he would wake up and say he had to go to work?" He's an old man in obviously poor health who had a brain aneurysm, and people are surprised he's not recovering?

Well, it's a shame but it really is "hoping against hope." Anybody remember Terry Schiavo?

New flights begin at MIA...so what!

Sure, I can understand the flight to Salt Lake City...the tourist mecca that it is... (gag).

But you still can't get a flight to Atlantic City from Missing In Action (MIA), and have to go to Fort Lauderdale to catch one. Don't even ask about flights to the Bahamas...

Helsinki! Whew! Somebody stop me!

The problem with liberals (well, one of them anyway).

Now you see, Lionel Tate is an asshole punk kid who is headed for either a life sentence or an early grave. Everybody knows it, yet liberal lawyers are acting like they're oh-so worried about his supposed rights. Sure they are.

What these lawyers are really doing is everything they can in order to get some attention, because obviously they didn't get enough as kids. Are people really so concerned with the rights of criminals and miscreants? I don't think so. Why would anyone have such a fervor for defending scum that rob and assault people at gunpoint...people who are just trying to make a living and mind their own business?

The lesser burden of proof ''deprives him of all the rights a person should have when he faces life in prison,'' Rubin said this morning in Fort Lauderdale. Hey Einstein (yes, I'm aware of the double entendre), he was in the can for killing someone, and was supposed to keep his nose clean. Instead, he's been back to jail two times already. Dick...

When we start concentrating on the good people, maybe the bad will get the hint. It's like in the Army, where we spend 95% of our time dealing with 5% of our troops...the bad ones, while the rest suffer because of that. I've learned that hammering the bad makes the rest of the bad wise-up. Lionel Tate is a lost cause and needs to get hammered as an example to the other shitheads out there. He doesn't deserve any more attention than it takes to do that.

Let's move to Sarasota to get away from the "houseless!"

Enough of the mamby-pamby coddling of the "houseless," let's get real. No one wants some bum sleeping on your porch or in your car, so politically correct sympathy is a waste of time and makes people who "support" the homeless look like a bunch of spineless drones. Then the press asks the dude in charge of the Washington-based National Coalition for the Homeless what he thinks?.

Based where? Where did they find him? In Washington? Where in Washington? Is it under the bridge near the Lincoln Memorial? Third trash can from the back gate of the White House? The dumpster behind the National Archives? I don't think so. I wonder how much he gets paid...and where his money comes from? If people have enough dough for a "national coalition," which is another term for a lobbyist, then they have enough for a place to live. They do actually have offices, a web site, paid employees, and get money in a number of ways, including the Combined Federal Campaign which is a yearly donation drive from Department of Defense personnel, and by telemarketing (and we all know how much we love telemarketers).

So they call homeless people lying around drunk, messing up the place "camping," do they? We used to call it loitering or vagrancy, but I guess that was too unkind to the vagrant homeless? So what do we call actual camping? I can see it now...some father somewhere says "come on kids, we're going camping" ...and all the kids start crying."

Funny how we don't talk about where the houseless problem is the worst, just where people living indoors are the biggest bunch of "meanies." I bet if we did, someone would say the problem is because of racism, which is patronizing bullshit that just embarrasses all of us. Yep, it's that kind of thing that makes Americans look so freaking stupid.

Brainclogger

January 11, 2006

I have the solution for Mexican Immigration...

In the article, it says remittances from the U.S. (read: welfare from relatives) is the second largest source of foreign currency for Mexico...behind OIL EXPORTS!!!

Hey Washington! Did anybody see the same article?

So here's the solution: Pay us in oil. Yes, you heard it...pay us in oil.

Mexico and a bunch of other nations want migrants treated as welcome guests? Well I want to drive a really big car that gets really shitty gas mileage, so as long as we;re nice to people fleeing their country for ours, their country (with Mexico leading the way) can pay us in oil.

Too easy. They need the remittances, we need oil, so it's win-win as far as I can see... Hey, lots of cars are built in Mexico and sold here, so they would only be helping sell more cars, right?

Done deal. Now where's a greedy friggin oil man when you need one?

January 10, 2006

Cubans in Cuba and Mexicans in Mexico

I keep asking myself why Castro and Vincente Fox aren't concerned about their citizens risking their lives to beat-feet on out of there and over to the good old U.S. of A? What? One less mouth to feed? Like they were feeding them in the first place?

Fox really puzzles me more than Castro. I mean, we announce the possibility of building a wall to keep illegal immigrants out, and Fox gets a lawyer in Dallas to stop it, calling the move "anti-Mexican." Well no shit...ya think? It's not anti-Mexican. It's anti illegal Mexicans. "Hey, my citizens have the right to flee from here and go where you are! They have the right to work over there and send back to my country as much of your money as possible!"

Nit-wit.

Oh, but one thing Vincente Fox is right about is Mexicans will take jobs that blacks won't, and in the process of finding people eager to work, a Mexican will beat a black to the line every time. But that's another story.

I still wonder though, why people who flee their own country try to convince everyone how great it is back there, and don't want to be Americans? What's with the Cuban flag hanging from the rear-view mirror? Did you even have a car in Cuba?

Harry Belafonte is an asshole

He is just another in a long line of people who forget where they come from. No one in Venezuela would get away with talking about their president the way you did about your own. Dick...

You forget that don't you? You and your buddy Danny Glover slither over to a foreign country and embarrass yourselves by demonstrating how disloyal and spineless you both really are. Do you understand that Latins look at people who show no loyalty to their own like they are dogs? To people outside the U.S., you and Mr. Glover are just plain Americans, and have no shame and no character because you show no loyalty. I have an idea!!! While you're out of the country, why don't you both stay out!!! Morons...

How the hell did a Calypso-singing retard get to work for the United Nations in the first place? Oh, I forgot...never mind. He's just another one of the horde of retards over there...


If I was the president, I'd make a special trip out to Harry's house just to kick his ass. Danny Glover's too.

Mr Belafonte: Why would you go to Venezuela to coddle a dictator? I can guarantee Chavez thinks you're an asshole too. Unlike yourself, Chavez values loyalty.

Daylight come and me wanna Harry go home...