Early this morning, after declaring school too dangerous a place to go, teachers union officials decided to go to Wal-Mart. One union official was heard saying "gotta stay away from the little people. They're like lepers." Another touted the lack of adult crowds, COVID carriers, super-spreaders, or any other threat to their health while at the globalist corporate purveyor of all-things-Chinese-made. Another blurted "it has to be safe. That's where they sell the PPE." They proudly wore their MAO buttons and discount stretchy pants with the "Go China" and "Screw the Rugrats" slogans emblazoned on them as they ignored social distancing and denied the actual threat.
When asked for comment on why shopping was determined safer than going back to work, one Union official declared "because we said so. What's more important, political power and corruption, or the lives of children? After all, they're not ours."
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