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2005-09-09

Da Goddess told me so...

I see her comment that there are still some American women who have values and know what loyalty is...

I don't know about that...thinking about that makes me dizzy and I think I hear a clicking noise...

Just kidding. Actually, there probably are some quality American women out there with good values and are honorable people...but I just don't have that kind of money and don't want to live in Alaska... :) Besides, if you watch "Desperate Housewives," you're out! If you are a single mother or divorcee and you let strange men in your house around your small kids...you're out! If you own any women's self-help" books...you're out! If you know what time Oprah comes on...same thing. If you can explain to yourself the difference between loving someone and being "in-love," hit the doors! If you can pull off a disgusting round of adulterous behavior and then pin the blame on your husband, not only are you all jacked up, but you're gone! If you can look your husband in the face and invite him to come hang out with you and your boyfriend...well, then you're my ex, but you're also gone! If you believe you still have to make sure you don't "miss" any part of your youth after you have kids, and your kids are not your all-enthralling mission, not only do you suck, but you're gone!

...oops...talking about the ex again. Basically, after taking a marriage vow, you should at least demonstrate loyalty and respect for the other person...at least until the divorce is final. Running out and banging someone else and catching a disease and blaming it on your husband while he's home reading with your 3 1/2 year old ...oops, there I go again...but at least the carpet cleaning shithead she had got his commuppance when she pulled the same crap on him she did on me, not six months later...after he was living in my house and...much to my surprise...I was supporting him. Pathetic...but some women love to see how low they can go...

But now there are no worries!!! I have an absolutely amazing chica, I wouldn't walk across the street to pee on the ex if she was on fire, and hey...Acidman still talks to Da Goddess...

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