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September 7, 2005

Austin Powers meets Blacula!

I betcha Mike Meyers won't ever do another telethon! Imagine that...forced to stand there while Kanye West blurts out "George Bush doesn't care about black people." Wow! Kanye, it took you that long to think that up between shopping trips for "bling-bling?" Mike must have had a shiznit! Flash! Austin Powers ambushed at politically-correct guilt-laden charity event."

So Kanye, how long did it take you to think that one up? No worries, you'll probably boost your album sales with an idiotic comment like that anyway! One problem though...there are no black people. Nope. Sorry. You have to call all "formerly" black people "African Americans." didn't you get the memo? So you see, Mr. Bush can't possibly hate "black people" because there aren't any. I thought you knew that?

You see...political correctness just bit old Kanye in the ass... Scroll down for my earlier moment of racism. There's a message about standing on your own two feet and taking personal responsibility Kanye may want to read. After all, weren't YOU supposed to have the disaster plan for New Orleans? No? Then why was it Mr. Bush's job instead of the guy that runs the actual city? Hmmm. I wonder who's being a racist now, Kanye?

You know, I'm trying real hard to stick to my personal philosophy that only two types of people exist in the world...regular people, and assholes. Problem is, people all over the place are doing their level best to get me to change my mind.

Hey! Isn't that a United Nations symbol on his shirt? That's all we need... I don't want to hate you Kanye, and luckily, I don't have to. Why? Because you're an asshole. Just ask Mike Meyers...

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