A-Hole of The Next 13 Seconds

Jim Acosta. The man with (almost) the biggest ego and worst attitude of any liberal I've seen (besides Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, Elizabeth Warren and the Hildebeast). Truly a legend in his own mind. Kind-of the Randy "Macho-Man" Savage of the White House Press corps. Biased much? I'd love to call him A-hole of the week, or month, but he's just so insignificant to daily life it would be absurd. It might also inflate his ego even further, which is probably impossible. Don't swell his head to bursting, the dog excrement would shower the press room. Vile head bile? Gibberish and nonsense? This is truly a man that forgets his place. He reports on the President of the United States. The President. You know, a truly important man deserving of respect. Acosta is not important. He's demonstrated poor manners, disrespect, and arrogance on the TV news. I find him a good reason for Alka-Seltzer and the cable remote. How dare I say these things? He put himself out there, open to ridicule, so here it is... He misinterprets his function. Report the news, Jim, don't become the news. It's really not about you. He is to sit, and wait, and speak respectfully when it is his turn to the President's Press Secretary. She is also an important person. He is not. He shouldn't expect to engage the president directly or think he is on the same level. No, he is not. A third grader could do his job. A third grader would display more character, respect, and objectivity than Jim Acosta displays. He's the epitome of the term "hoist on his own petard," yet even after numerous self-implosions, he's still at it. A for effort. F for everything else. Maybe this is just what he's going for as a TV personality. Not sure why he would want to be known as an A-hole. Maybe he's an okay guy off work? Maybe he's too corrupted or too competitive with the other knuckleheads at #CNN. Who knows, maybe he'll step on his own crank again soon and just go away. 13, 12, 11, 10,...

I love this one.

Kennedy Relic Joins Hunger Strike, Press Goes Mental

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/90-year-old-ethel-kennedy-joins-hunger-strike-against-immigration-policies/ar-AAzcBhT?OCID=ansmsnnews11

In another bout of "assuming anyone still gives a shit about anyone named Kennedy," the press went into full retard mode today after Ethel Kennedy, wife of JFK's little brother Bobby, joined the pathetically ridiculous hunger strike to protest "Trump Immigration Policies." You know, the same immigration policies these liberal a-holes thought were perfectly fine under Libtard Obama. Did they sling any mud on Obama? No. Of course not. Did they snivel and cry and say how mean and evil he was? No. Of course not. National lefty media outlets jumped at the chance to report on a Kennedy and sadly attempted to link democrats with who they still think are dem heroes and what they perceive to be a social justice issue. Sorry. Fail. All they did was remind us how sad they are, and how double-standards don't seem to apply to lefties. Oh, and how much ass JFK got in the White House and it was perfectly fine, but some porno whore insinuates she had a relationship with #Trump and the press goes mental yet again...but I digress.

The Libtard Full-Frontal Freak Show

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/paloma/daily-202/2018/06/26/daily-202-a-poll-commissioned-by-bush-and-biden-shows-americans-losing-confidence-in-democracy/5b318a5030fb046c468e6f48/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.275820c1dcaa

We all know polls are stupid. And wrong. And biased. And easily manipulated. We all know liberals are stupid. And wrong. And biased. And easily manipulated. To push forward the idea that our "democracy is failing," when in fact, our system of government is NOT a democracy, is misleading and dishonest (and irritating to those of us that know better). I would like to dismiss it as a puff piece, but as it's shamelessly dishonest, I'll call it the "Poison Puff Piece." It reminds me of phrases like "don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining," "you can fool some of the people some time, but...," and "if it wasn't for gullible people, welfare recipients, and deaf-mute drones, there'd be no democrats." Stop the nonsense. Stop trying to scare the lesser-informed with this sort of bullshit. Stop with the "Trump's such a meany" scare tactics. It's stupid. And so are liberals. Now I'll go get in my Lamborghini and leave. It's a Nissan, but I tell myself it's something else. You know, like our "democracy."

The Green Slime of Constitutional Ignorance

https://plus.google.com/u/0/100735537819080815861/posts/9wp1ZjhMC2a

Take a look at the attachment. Thoughts? Well, in today's lesson boys and girls, WE HAVE NEVER BEEN A DEMOCRACY!!!. Jeez, Louise, how many more times will I see people sniveling about how we "no longer live in a democracy" and how the big bad corporations run everything and blah, blah, blah. Tell you what, since you obviously know more about social media and techno-gadgets and all other things completely freaking unnecessary, take a few seconds and copy/paste the following;  http://constitutionus.com/  There you go. Click on it and actually read it. If your attention span is like what I think it is, skip to Article 7. Wait. Should i just tell you? We're a federal republic, not a democracy. Never have been, never will be. So don't whine about something that never was, because if you're trying to sound smart, you just outed yourself as being a dipshit drone for the democrats. What's a republic? Wait. Don't bother looking. A republic is a form of government in which the country is considered a "public matter", not the private concern or property of the rulers. The primary positions of power within a republic are not inherited. It is a form of government under which the head of state is not a monarch. A little less social media drone-type behavior please. Smart phones don't make you smart. In fact, it's quite the opposite.

The Bob Meuller Boomerang Effect, or "Been There, Done That, Doing it Yet Again."

https://www.bloombergquint.com/politics/2018/06/26/mueller-poised-to-zero-in-on-trump-russia-collusion-allegations
Why do I hear "Boiiinnngggg" in my brain? Russian collusion again? AGAIN!!! WTF? Been there, done that. I think it's the "I have to justify to Hillary hat I'm doing and also justify the millions of dollars lining my pockets." I call bullshit! Stop the Insanity!!! End this stupid, embarrassing charade and show some damned respect to the freely elected President of this country.

When Racism Reduces Itself to Who Said It

https://www.theroot.com/white-people-are-cowards-1826958780
Now here is some truly moronic shit. Yep, dressed-up as a black man with writing skills, I acknowledge he is talented as a writer. That aside, this article is an enormous pile of racist bullshit, sadly condoned and kept online because of who wrote it. Imagine an article entitled "black people are cowards." People would go out of their damned minds. Sure, every white person on earth could stand up and do something about racism, but why should people with no blame for slavery have to do anything? Is it about your idea of required shame? Would anyone recognize the effort anyway? Probably not. If I offered a black man a job, would he take it, or call me a racist and want some sort of reparation hand-out? My family wasn't even in the country before 1900, so what do I have to do with it? If racism really is the all-consuming aspect of your every day, you're doing something wrong. White people are cowards? When will blacks acknowledge the highest crime rate is blacks against other blacks? Then when will they do something about it? Why is it a tragedy if a cop kills a black kid, but not when a black kid kills another black kid? Why did they protest in the shopping district on the Miracle Mile rather than in the neighborhoods where all the crime is happening? White people are cowards? White Men Can't Jump. Imagine a movie entitled "Black Men Can't Swim." People would go out of their minds over that shit. And get your history straight. Muslims started slavery. Blacks in Africa sold-off those they conquered to white slavers. That's right, white men didn't just land in Africa and go rounding people up. Yes, slavery was some vile, repugnant shit that never should of happened, and it did, but guess what...we don't have to live with it. It's over. There is no yoke on you or anyone else. Drop it already. Clean your own house. Straighten-out your own life. Tell people to pull up their pants and work hard, try to get along, and stop blaming ancient history for present day problems. Blame is easy. Stop waiting for Whitey to do it for you. Do you think shaming people will get them to do something? Most, like me, don't feel shame for slavery in America because we had nothing to do with it. White people actually think about race far less than you think. The NFL is over 70% black  but no white people are sniveling about it. It's not a big deal. You can try to paint me with a white brush and say I'm just like the rest but you would be wrong. You were the one that threw the first insult and I can tell you it's not okay. See, in my world, there are two types of people; good people, and assholes. That's it. Which category are you? And stop trusting democrats. They enslave people every day. See for yourself. They give out just enough to keep people dependent on them, but not enough for people to get ahead, climb out of poverty, start their own business, or really be free. That's real evil.

Idiots on Parade

https://www.npr.org/2018/06/25/623206039/congressional-leaders-criticize-maxine-waters-for-urging-confrontation
You know, I never press my face against the glass when looking at a reptile. Something about them repulses me so even though I am aware of the separation, I keep a greater distance. At Sea World, I never sit down in front at the Shamu show. I know I'll get wet and the water is colder than normal, so I keep my distance. I never go in the "jungle adventure." The monkeys will throw their shit on you, rest assured. I don't want shit on me. Seeing them on TV is fine. Out fishing, I don't call the shark that swims by and jump in after it. No. Those things are dumb. Are they as dumb as politicians? Maybe not. I mean, who would sign-up for that sort of abuse anyway? You may have to be fairly "Gump-ish" to want to hang out with cretins like politicians in Washington and have to assume any kind of subordinate role to these knuckleheads. I wonder if these people are naturally repulsive, like the pep rally types in high school, pickled herring, or leggings on granny, or did they have to work on it. They get in government and make decisions for the rest of us and I'm not sure we've tested them for levels of their own bathwater in their bloodstreams or Jackson Pollock-style alcohol levels. Am I calling politicians stupid? What do you think? The problem is what's worse than stupid, and that's stupid people that think they're smart. Nowhere is there a greater choice of examples than in government. Take Maxine Waters. Do I really need to say more? Nancy Pelosi. Drunk and dumb, yet keeps getting elected. We should really worry about those people. Oh, and she's corrupt, like Chuck Schumer, who graduated from school and went straight into politics. Been in it so long now he's crooked as a dog's hind leg and has such a strange view of the world from his Washington foxhole he thinks Nixon is still in office. Hillary's dumb and crooked too. Left office broke and yet is somehow a bazillionaire? How does that work? Lives with the "depends on the definition of what is, is," guy and thinks Americans can't spot a fraud. Obamas too. Came in so-so, left filthy rich. John Lewis. Constantly tells people that democrats freed the slaves, and is a civil rights "icon" for getting beat-up on a bridge ...by other democrats! Bernie Sanders? He loves bad-mouthing rich people while driving his $200,000 car. Yep, the problem is stupid people that think they're smart. Me? I just think I'm sarcastic...and politicians will throw their shit on you.

When Liberal Hate Speech is More Reliable than the Weather Report

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-roach-infested-restaurants-are-vile-compared-to-the-red-hen

Now here's what I mean about liberal bias, "yellow" journalism, spineless liberal drone behavior, ass-kissing the donkey, the donkeypunch, what have you. Sarah Huckabee gets tossed from a Virginia restaurant over the weekend, supposedly because of her support of Trump's policies, Trump defends her by slinging a little mud of his own, and libs attack like the dogs they are... They go on the offensive (wait. If you're already "offensive" can you go on the "offensive?" I love my double entendre's) and throw mud at the president instead of just reporting the news? A non-stop moron-athon that needs some toning down. Hater-aide-drinking dipshits like Dean Obeidallah and his lunatic fringe over at CNN say things like; "Donald Trump's immoral family separations at the border," "Trumps immoral policies," and use terms like "bigoted" and "cruel." Well, I don't buy it. Nice try, clown-shoe. Seems you had no problem when Obama was flooding the camps with illegal immigrant kids, but now Trump's the asshole, right? Wrong. Crocodile tears dripping into the tainted liberal breast milk, buddy. Move over Maddow, O'Donnell, Matthews, and Hayes (wait...I just got a little nauseated), there's a new Spin Doctor in town. Cooper must be so proud. No one should ever read things like "as a progressive" in a news article, as Obeidallah says in his. The reporters political leanings aren't supposed to matter. The news isn't supposed to be a political platform so everybody with a computer can sign-on and crap all over the president of the United States. The news should be objective. Reporters should be impartial, or at least not glaringly one-sided. Editors should be newsmen or newswomen or newspersons, not yet another liberal fondling the donkey balls. This wasn't an important story. It was a hit piece by an obviously biased Clintonite who saw his chance to take a swing. I hold out hope for non-biased news, but I'm not so naive. And this isn't the President's fault. It started way before him. When liberals decide they want no part in immigration reform (even after their phony support for Dreamers), it forces one side to handle all the issues. Like it or not, when faced with insanely difficult choices, Trump acted. What else was he going to do. He knew you CNN and Daily Beast Bozo's would cream him for it, but what choice did he have? Had any president before him or any congress worth a shit (whenever that was) actually done something about immigration other than beat their gums about it for temporary political advantage, maybe the whole situation could have been avoided. Maybe not. We won't know. Democrats have declared themselves persona-non-grata with their Obama-led, idiotic (pardon me for being redundant) "resist" movement. Never before has a president told people not to follow the one that came after him, but I digress.

Back from self-imposed exile!!!

See the Whole Blog Here!!!So I took a break from blogging about the mind-numbing bile-spewing liberal-biased news media for...well, three years! Some break. It hasn't gotten any better.  Why did I think it would? In fact, it's far worse. Oh, then Google acquired my blogger platform. Does this thing even publish to the internet? Democrats snake-bit over the election are still curled-up in the corner licking their asses, refusing to do anything except snap at the person that hit them with the rolled-up newspaper on election day, Donald Trump. Hey, I'd love a job where I can do absolutely jack-shit, act like a petulant child, openly declare I'm not going to do anything but get in the way and suck-in oxygen someone else could actually use, and still remain in congress. Hell, even get re-elected (if Wasserman-Schultz, Pelosi, Warren, Sanders, et al, are any sort of bad examples). Well, examples of mouth-breathing, wrong-thinking, blue-blooded A-holes that somehow think their idiotic decision-making is in any way based in reality or beneficial to anyone in the real world. I got a tax break. My 401k is way up. My Middle Eastern friends are no-longer reluctant to speak of our president, and instead of two  protest-organizing lawyers in the White House (who dream of being Netflix movie producers, go figure) there's a businessman and a five-language speaking supermodel!  Don't even get me started on Hollywood rich people. Arrghh. WTF does DeNiro know about life outside the bubble? Or that goof that plays the Hulk? Fire Rosie for shitty comments because she's a conservative, but let libtard Samantha Bee call the first-lady the C-word, yep, that's not liberal media bias, is it... So I'm back. Prepare to get irritated. Prepare to laugh. Please review previous blog entries for their comedic, sarcastic, timely comment on past issues, and see what's in store...

Rutgers loses only copy of Consitution. Allows Muslims to rule.

Good for you Condi. No need for you to speak at a school that apparently forgot about freedom of speech. No, not the freedom of speech of the ten or so Muslim students or sickening liberal professors, but the rights of all the other kids at that "school," the ones that understand Ms. Rice is an historic figure. This is the same school that had Snooki...yes, Snooki, D-T-F drunken little skank Snooki give the commencement speech. Shame on you Rutgers. What Rutgers also fails to remember is Muslim students, be them citizens or not, need to understand that while they have the right to express their opinions (although foreigners doing that is a slippery slope), they do not, read do not have the right to violate the rights of the rest of the student body. Nor do the professors, who use college campuses to indoctrinate college kids into their own political fold rather than teaching these kids how to open their minds, expand their horizons, and think for themselves. The problem is, if they dare open their minds, the liberals fill them with nonsense. Shame on you Rutgers professors. The State University of New Jersey...the one that lost their only copy of the US Constitution. The one that pays more creedence to Muslims in their hijabs than the large majority of the school. You're in Jersey, not Riyadh. Maybe they should watch more Star Trek so they could hear Spock say "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

When the hell is failure an option?

I hate that expression! When is failure really an option? Uttering this oxymoron just makes people look stupid. It points out they have nothing else to say except some ridiculous platitude that means nothing. We should call it "comment number 2," that way people could get it in without the rest of us having to hear it. This is almost as stupid as "it is what it is," or "it's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when." Let's call those comments number 1 and 3. Failure is not an option...no sh--.

This is what's wrong with our immigration system

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/may/1/house-helps-illegal-immigrant-seeking-law-license/
I wrote this in 2014. Seems to still be applicable. This is what's wrong with our country. They government goes to the great length to change the law to make this guy eleigible to practice law, when what they should really do is help him become a citizen! Whatever happened to that? He's obviously been in the country for years and years, yet he decided to skip that part. He could have filed for a student visa and then a green card, then took the tests to become a citizen as opposed to take the classes to become an ambulance chaser. We don't need more lawyers, but we need legal citizens that exercise their legal rights, not ones that help change the constitution. Do the right thing. Become a citizen. You've been here for 15-20 years...what are you waiting for?

Assault Weapons Ban is Ineffective Political Bullshit

I'm a gun owner and NRA member, but I don't believe anyone needs an assault weapon. I say ban them, but doing so now is just a political ploy, a nonsensical knee-jerk to the real issue. The problem is that we have a pile of crazy people in this country that snap like, well, the crazy people they are, and apparantly also being cowards, they decide to go pick on schoolchildren instead of someone that would fight back or at least offer a moderate amount of resistance. Or flee. Or do something besides stand there bewildered because they're children, but I digress. We need to figure out why people snap and then grab weapons and go kill masses of Americans. Why do people "go postal," a term derived from the constant shootings of postal workers by other postal workers. We have to figure that out. We also need to eliminate the gun show loophole in the background check process. If you NEED a gun that day, you probably shouldn't have it. If you're at a gun show to purposely get around the background check, you shouldn't be allowed to buy a gun. Do it like in New Jersey: a citizen buys one permit to buy one gun, which takes 7 days to get. Once they have the permit, they have 30 days to buy the gun or the purchasing permit expires. If they want to buy another gun, they have to get another permit. It makes sense. Also, this second amendment argument is a bunch of crap. I don't think while Jefferson was loading his single-shot musket that took him over a minute to reload, that he was referring to 800-round per-minute assault rifles people have the guts to say they're buying for hunting purposes or home defense. Yep. Go buy a double-barrel shotgun to do that and leave the weapons of war in the hands of the military. I would, however, like to have a World War II M-1 for the collection. By the way...if any politician thinks they look smart or serious or compassionate or caring as they vote for the weapon's ban, guess what...you don't! You look like a clown-shoe wearing dolt that's a day late, and a dollar short. You go for the low-hanging political fruit because doing the hard, honest work is too big a leap for you. It's too hard to establish a budget, cut spending, shore-up medicare and social security by raising the age, or protect citizens by figuring out why we have so many depressed, prozac-taking hair-trigger lunatics in this country, so let's jump on the assault weapons issue that's as easy as falling on a slip-and-slide. After all, someone already did that. All you have to do is...well...nothing, and that's what you're used to doing.

Obama Gives jobs to the Chinese

Funny how Obama rails on Romney for sending jobs to China, while he does the exact thing. Well, not exactly, he takes YOUR tax money and then gives it to China, the same way he took YOUR tax money and gave it to foreign "green job" producers in Scandanavia and Mexico. Liar liar, pants on fire...

Dental tourism? Como.

I just saw an Internet for "dental tourism," where you travel to Guatemala to visit an American-trained dentist and pay one-tenth of the price for treatment because the insurance overhead is cut out. $38 for a cleaning. $38!!! Wow. While perplexed, stunned and amazed, I'm also intrigued. What's next? If they come up with proctological tourism, count me out.

Carbon-hating president burns millions in carbon to protest carbon

Anyone else think it's disingenuous and hypocritical to use Air Force One and the rest of the aerial armada to go stump for alternative energy? Hey Obama, next time take a convoy of Prius' you phony jackass!!! If carbon is the fuel of the past, why did you just spend a few million dollars on it? Maybe your solar buddies could have helped you out? Wait, one went tits-up, another does business in Mexico, and the other has their hand out for more. For shame. Punch yourself in the face...

White House coke machine replaced by smoking crack.

When you are so political you think searching for long- term energy solutions that don't exist is more important than lowering the price of gas when it's at an historic high...you're smoking crack.

When you believe it's smart to fly around in a couple 747's and military jets carrying your limousines and burning millions of dollars in fuel to go talk about the cost of fuel...you're smoking crack.

When you haven't granted any lew oil leases, decreased the amount of federal land available to drill, but tell everyone you increased drilling...you're smoking crack...not to mention lying.

When you give half a billion dollars to a solar company that fails and keep thinking your energy policy has a point other than politics and your energy secretary has come thing other than shit for brains...you're smoking crack.

This country has gone insane!!!

CNN has lost it's mind: They all have nothing else to talk about than Herman Cain's smoking Chief of Staff. Who gives a shit? Their boy smokes, but they conveniently forget about that.

Headline News has nothing else to talk about but the Michael Jackson trial. Who gives a shit!

Jane Velasquez-Mitchell...same same.

Our President has become a persona non-Grata joke. He's a pair of clown shoes. The country is circling the bowl and he's out at fund raisers with the astonishingly absurd belief he needs four more years to finish flushing the country. He's going on the Tonight Show. He's on a bus tour like a sad Blues musician touting his lack of vision and complete mental blank when it comes to governing.

Our politicians are squabbling like children! Do they really think we want them to act worse than a bunch of first graders on the playground? You people suck.

Democrats want to spend even more money we don't have. Tell you what, give up the limousines and airplanes and go to the supermarket and ask them to give you a cart full of groceries for free...see how long it takes for them to throw you out. In fact, throw yourselves out. You suck too.

The liberals are mourning Gaddafi. What? The president says he wants to support the new leadership who just instituted Sharia law. Okay, so no Easter dinner at the white house, but an Eid dinner during Ramadan?

Where is he? Where is the President? Why isn't he at work? If he's still taking a paycheck, why isn't he at work?

The people protesting Wall Street should be protesting the White House. That's who's really taking your money.

Democrats want to make the 1% of the people in this country that pay 20% of all the taxes to pay their "fair share." What's fair about that? Get all the lazy welfare taking bastards to get off their asses. Tell people out of work there is dignity in working, and to stop taking their unemployment welfare.

The government won't secure the borders. They won't follow the law, and they punish states that take it upon themselves to do what the federal government won't do.

"Clean coal." There is no damned thing, so shut up about it.

The government gives my money to green energy companies that go broke, and they don't admit it! Why should anyone pay taxes if this is how they spend them?

The first stimulus didn't work! Why do people think another one will?

The President already paid off the teacher's union, and now he says his new bill will put teachers back to work? Come again? This is insanity.

People have gone from seeing a rich man and asking themselves how they can make money like he does, to asking himself how they can take what he has. We have a society full of sniveling welfare-addicted maggots. Make your own damned money.

The trade bill with Korea and Panama would have been done a year ago, but the President wanted to get them to unionize in their own countries. Insanity! They laughed at him and sent him packing. Yes, they laughed at the President.

We're spending more per week on the security of Afghanistan's border than we paid for our own border last year! Incredible.

I'd like to go on, but I have to go spew. Throw all of them out! It's a do-over.

Love,

Brainclogger.

Just read a great book called Unnecessary Evils!

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